Category: Funny Shayari

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Ho Jata

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Ho Jata
Pyar Karne Se Pehley Premium Bharwaya Jata.
Pyar Mein Wafa Mili Tu Theek Warna,
Bewafoon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Tu Mil Jata..

Ye Auratein Badi Chalak Hoti Hai

Arz Kya Hai..
Ye Auratein Badi Chalak Hoti Hai,
Ye Auratein Badi Chalak Hoti Hai,
Apni Profile Pic Mein Akeli..
Or Pati Ki Profile Pic Mein Sath Hoti Hai.

Wo Ishq Ki Rahon Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai

Wo Ishq Ki Rahon Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai..

Likhti Hai I Love You!
Or Send To All Karti Hai..

Arz Kiya Hai Laila Ki Shadi Mein Lafda Ho

Arz Kiya Hai Laila Ki Shadi Mein Lafda Ho

Gaya Laila Ki Shadi Mein Lafda Ho Giya,

Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda Ho Giya!! :D

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua..
Hum Bhi Muqadr Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jate Hain..

(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,
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Us ko 200 Ke Zarurt Ho To, .
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Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:” Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:” Kya Tum Maths Nai
Jante ??
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Student:”Sir Aap Un Kamino ko nhi jante….!!!

Wife : Sub Mary Chehre Pa Pani qun Dala?

Wife : Sub Mary Chehre Pa Pani qun Dala?

Husband : Ap k papa na Kaha Tha,

“Meri Beti PHOOL Ke
Tarah Hai Ise Murjhane Mat Dena”.








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