Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte
Age Se Dekha To Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Pehle Khushi Ke Maare Mar Mitte The
Aur Baad Main Sharam Ke Maare

Plate Main Biscuts Hai Khaati Kiyoon Nahein
Paaet Main Baby Hain Batati Kiyoon Nahien

Aankhon Main Sharam Hain To Kiya
Dil Tera Naram Hain To Kiya
Badan Tera Chikna Hain To Kiya
Aaj Tujhe Khane Ka Man Hain Jaana
Aa Meri Machli Frypan Main Hain Tujh Jaaana

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai
Ke Tu Chat Mein Aati Hai Mere Liye
Tu Ab Tak Sirf Chat He Karti Thee
Ab Web-Cam Bhi Lagati Hai Mere Liye

Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith Kar
Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith Kar
Ek Hi Botal Hai, Kahin Khuda Na Mang Le

Tom Ho Ya Jerry Ho
Bush Ho Chahe Kerry Ho

Vohee Bane Ga Haakim
Jo Hum Sub Ka Bairee Ho

Jhoote Vaade Kar Ke Jis Ne
Public Saree Ghairee Ho

Tom Ho Ya Jerry Ho
Bush Ho Chahe Kerry Ho

Saaf Ho Voting
Chahe Hera Phairee Ho

Jald Aaye Nateeja
Ya Gintee Men Dairee Ho

Koi Bhee Jeete Jeet
Meree Ho Na Teree Ho

Bush Ho Chahe Kerry Ho
Choro Ye Qisse Kyun Mujhe

Tension De Rahee Ho?
Tum Saaf Saaf Keh Do
Us Kee Ho Ya Meree Ho??

Har Gali Phoolon Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chowk Pe Ladkiyan Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Na Jane Kis Raste Se Aap Aaoge,
Isliye Har Ladki Ko Ek-Ek Raakhi Thama Rakhi Hai.

Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,
Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,
Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,
KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad

Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,
Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,

Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …

Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.