Category: Funny Shayari

Ek Murghi k Kawway s rishta ho gaya

murgi

Ek Murghi k Kawway s rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

Koi gham Ne magar dill udas hy

Koi gham Ne magar dill udas hy,

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zyada Matt socho ye sab bakwas hy, :-P

Ya Dill Bhot Udas Hai

Ya Dill Bhot Udas Hai

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Koi Frnd B Nahi Pass Hai

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Hr Waqt Boring s Ehsas Hai

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Zra Apni Wali ka Number to Dena

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Suna Hai Bachi Bohat Out Class hai :-D:-D:-D:-D

Neend Aa Kar Be Nahi Aati

funny-urdu-poetry

Neend Aa Kar Be Nahi Aati
Ishq Hai Peri Bimari
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Tumhari Yaad Mai Oong Le Le Thak Gaya
Lamha Lamha Feedar Pi Pi Kat Gaya ?

Mehboba S Milne K Bra Shoq Thai

funny-poetry

Mehboba S Milne K Bra Shoq Thai
Ik Din Likh Dia Khat Us Koo

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Bholi Bhali Smj Na Sake Mary Pyar ko
DA Diya Khat Apne Bhai Mukhtar Ko

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Main Ne Darya Ki Bahut Bari Mooj Dekhi
Jab Apny Piche Mukhtyar Ki Foj Dekhi

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Logo Ne Kha Ka Kis Pe Azab Aya Hai
Dill Na Kha Nas Putar Tere Khat Da Jwab Aya Hai?

Joo mary sawal k jawab da ga wo ghr ja skta hai

< Teacher >

Joo mary sawal k jawab da ga wo ghr ja skta hai.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki s bahir phenka.. ;)

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< Teacher >
Ya bag kiss Na phenka hai..???
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:-)  Pathan :-)

Main Na ….. yahoo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… : :-)

Kabe Tum Ghorr S Dekho Aaina wah wah

Kabe Tum Ghorr S Dekho Aaina wah wah

Kabhe Tum Ghor S Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,

MADE IN CHINA .

Hahahahahahahaha..:p:p

Ik din mili wo muj Se

“Ik din mili wo muj  Se
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Bujhe Bujhe c
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Jhuki jhuki c
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Udasiyon mai Rachi base c
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Jo meany Ne pocha
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Udaas q ho
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Itni pareshan Q ho
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Jhuka k palkain
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Chupa k chehra
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Galay se lag k
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Ro ro k thak k
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Lagi wo kehne
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Etna Romantic Poetry likha the
lover ko.
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Abbu k number par chili gia :-P







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