Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!!

Doobte Hue Aadmi Ne
Pull Par Chalte Hue Aadmi Ko
Aawaz Lagayi “Bachao Bachao”
Pull Par Chalte Aadmi Ne Neeche
Rassi Fenki Aur Kaha Aaoo….

Nadi Mein Dobta Hua Aadmi
Rassi Nahi Pakad Pa Raha Tha
Rah Rah Kar Chillaa Raha Tha
Mein Marna Nahi Chahta
Zindagi Badi Mehengi Hai
Kal Hi To Meri Ek MNC Mein Naukri Lagi Hai..

Itna Sunte Hi Pul Par Chalte
Aadmi Ne Apni Rassi Kheench Li
Aur Bhagte Bhagte Wo MNC Gaya
Usne Wahan Ke HR Ko Bataya Ki
Abhi Abhi Ek Aadmi Doobkar Mar Gaya Hai
Aur Is Tarah Aapki Company Mein
Ek Jagah Khali Kar Gaya Hai…

Mein Berozgaar Hoon Muje Le Lo…
HR Boli Dost Tumne Aane Me Der Kar Di,
Ab Se Kuch Der Pehle Humne Us Aadmi Ko Lagaya Hai
Jo Usse Dhakka De Kar Tumse Pehle Yahan Aaya Hai !!!

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain…

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai…
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business..

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 Km Prati Litre .. !!