Category: Funny Shayari

Boy: Teri Judai me, Neend urti ha,

Boy: Teri Judai me,
Neend urti ha,
Jan jati ha,
chen khota ha,
Dil rota ha…!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy !!!

Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,

Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,
jithay jutiyan di lami qataar howe,

ek tu chuk le ek main chuk laan,
saadi eid bari mazedar howe…

Ishq ja school mai naya mahool tayar ho gaya

Ishq ja school mai naya mahool tayar ho gaya

class ke teacher to papu sa payar ho gaya

is bat sa sari class ka dil udass ho gaya

sari class fail or papu pass ho gaya….

‘Wo Rooth Kar Kehti he

‘Wo Rooth Kar
Kehti he Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya he
Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaaon k PETROL 114 Rupy Letr ho gya he.
.
.
aor CNG milti nahi
(‘.’)
/):(\ Dekh yaar is
Govrment ki wajah se”LARKIYAN” haath se nikal rahi hai.
(‘.’)/
/):(
Ruko Janoo cycle pr aa raha hon..:
(‘.’)/’

‘Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy

‘Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

To

To

To

(,”)
<))> XcuSe mE
_||_..
Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.’

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

 

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. :D

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya








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