Category: Urdu Mix Masala

Computer Shairi – Part 1

Tumse Mila Main Kal To , Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho , Your File Not Found!

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke ,I Don’t Like Your Face
Par Dil Ke Computer Mein ,Nahin Hai Enough Disk Space

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab ,Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown
Too Many Requests Se ,Ho Jaata Hai Server Down

Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application,Create Main Karoonga
Tum Usse Debug Karna,Wait Main Karoonga

Tumhaare Intezaar Mein ,Neend Aayee So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection ,Time Out Ho Gaya

Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna !! 1940 to 2007

AT THE TIME OF 1940s

Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Ab Hamare Dil Mein Hai,
Dekhna Hai Zor Kitna Bazue Katil Mein Hai.
Karta Nahi Kyon Doosra Kuch Batcheet,
Dekhta Hu Main Jise Wah Chup Teri Mehfil Mein Hai.
Ai Shaheed-E-Mulkomillat Main Tere Uppar Nisar,
Ab Teri Himmat Ka Charcha Gair Ki Mehfil Mein Hai.
Waqt Ane De Bata Denge Tujhe Ai Asma,
Hum Abhi Se Kya Bataein Kya Hamare Dil Mein Hai.
Khech Kar Lai Hai Sabko Katla Hone Ki Umeed,
Ashikon Ka Aaj Jamghat Kucha-E-Katil Mein Hai.
Dekhna Hai Zor Kitna Bazue Katil Mein Hai,
Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Ab Hamare Dil Mein Hai

AND NOW IN 2007

Azadi Ke Suraj Ko Aaj Grahan Kyun Lag Gaya,
Yeah Gulami Ka Diya Fir Se Kyun Jag Gaya,
Aaj Bathe Hum Sabhi Ban CHUHE, Apni Bill Mein Hai,
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai?????????
Ek Inquilab Ke Liye Jaan Dedi Surviro Ne ,
Aaj Arjun Mar Gaya Hai Khud Apne Hi Tiro Se,
Dosti Ka Nakab Oure Kayee DUSHMAN Hamari Mehfil Mein Hai ,
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai????
Dekh Kar FANSI Ka Fanda Tha Jhine Bhi Kampta,
Aaj Vo Is Jahan Se Kyun Ho Gaye Hai Lapta’,
Thondta Hu Sochkar Ki Ve Bathe Meri Mehfil Mein Hai’
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai????
Ek Taraf Yeah Raajneta Desh Ko Hai Nochte,
Ek Taraf Hum Sabhi Bas Apne Baare Mein Sochte,
Is AZAD MULK Mein Hum Vahi Karte Hai Jo Hamare DIL Mein Ha,
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai????
Ghuskhori Aur CURRUPTION Sabhi Ko Milta Yahaan Ashiyaan,
Azadi Ko Hai Taraste Yeah Zameen Yeah Aasma,
DESH Ko TERI Zaroorat Desh Bada Mushkil Mein Hai,
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai????
Woh Kehte Hai Ki —
“Ab Bhi Jiska Khoon Nahi Khola Khon Nahi Woh Paani Hai-
Jo Desh Ke Kaam Na Aaye Woh Bekar Jawani Hai”
Lekin Unneh Kya Pata Ki Aaj Ke Naujwano Ki Jaan Toh,
Kisi GORE MUKHDE Ke Dil Mein Hai,
Sarfroshi Ki Tamnna Aaj Kiske Dil Mein Hai????

Maoj Masti Shairi

Maoj Masti Shairi

Hamse Kare Woh Pyar
Izhaar Kisi Aur Se Kare
Khuda Kare Jis Se Kare Woh Izhaar
Woh Bhi Pyar Kise Aur Se Kare
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Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achi Hai,
Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achi Hai,
Dil Jalati Hai, Par Hoto Se To Lagti Hai
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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
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Dharti, Taarey, Pahaad, Pathar
Dharti, Taarey, Pahaad, Pathar…..
Ekhathar, Bahathar, Chauhathar !
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Aaj Aasmaan Mein Taare Aise Chamak Rahe Hain
Aaj Aasmaan Mein Taare Aise Chamak Rahe Hain…..
Jaise Kal Chamak Rahe They !!!
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Mujhe Phir Wahi Yaad Aane Lage Hain
Mujhe Phir Wahi Yaad Aane Lage Hai
Mujhe Kyon Infinite Loop Me Dal Rahe Hai??
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Tum Har Raat Mere Khwabon Mein Aao,
Tum Har Raat Mujhe Yuunhi Satao,
Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao………
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Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith Kar
Ek Hi Botal Hai, Kahin Khuda Na Mang Le
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Maine Tumhare Yaadon Mein Ro Ro Ke Tub Bhar Diya
Magar Tum Itney Be-Wafa Nikle Ki Nahake Chal Diye
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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai …
Ke Kyon Kabhi Kabhi Mere
Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai??
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Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye
Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye,
Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye
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Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…….
Dooor Se Dekhaaa.. To Kuchh Dikha Nahi……
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi
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Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha……
Dooor Se Dekha.. To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…….
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa…….
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Dharti So Rahi Hai, Aasman So Raha Hai
Dharti So Rahi Hai,Aasman So Raha Hai
Nonsense! Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai?
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Aasmaan Mein Ud Raha Hai Kabootar
Aasmaan Mein Ud Raha Hai Kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
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Maine Tumse Pyar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Muzhe Pita
Maine Tumse Pyar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Muzhe Pita
Tan Ki Shakti, Manki Shakti, Bournvita
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Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan
Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan
Lifebouy Hai Jahan, Tandurusti Hai Wahan
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Gam Woh Cheez Hai
Gam Woh Cheez Hai
Gam Woh Cheez Hai
Jisse Kagaz Chipkaye Jaate Hain
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Tum Aa Gaye Ho,
Noor Aa Gaya Hai
Chalo Teeno Movie Chalen.
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Itni Raat Gaye Kyon Apni Qhabar Khod Raha Hai Galib
Itni Raat Gaye Kyon Apni Qhabar Khod Raha Hai Galib
La,
Phawda Muze De De !!
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Shaadi Ke Pehle .. Shaadi Ke Baad .. !!

Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad – Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad – Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad – Mortgage :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad – Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad – Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad – Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad – If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun? :(

Yeh Baat Samajh Main Aii Nahi

Yeh Baat Samajh Main Aii Nahi
Mama Ney Mujhey Samjahi Nahi
Main Kaisey Mithi Baat Karo
Jab Mey Ney Mithai Khai Nahi

Baji Bhi Pakati Hain Halwa
Phir Woh Bhi Kyon Halwai Nahi
Yeh Baat Samaj Main Aii Nahi

Jab Naya Mahina Ata Hai
Bijli Ka Bill Ajata Hai
Halnakey Badal Bey Chara
Yeh Bhi Muft Lutata Hai
Phir Hum Ney Apney Ghar Bijli
Kyon Badal Sey Lagwai Nahin

Agar Bili Shair Ki Khala Hai
Phir Hum Ney Isey Kyon Palla Hai?
Kia Shair Bohot Nalaik Hai
Khala Ko Maar Nikala Hai
Yah Jungle Key Raja Key Han
Kia Milti Doodh Malai Nahi
Yeh Baat Samajh Main Aii Nahi

Kyon Lambay Baal Hai Bhalo Key
Kyon Uss Ki Tind Karai Nahi
Kia Woh Bhi Ganda Bacha Hai?
Ya Uss Key Abbo, Bhai Nahi?
Yeh Iss Ka Hair Style Hai
Ya Jungle May Koi Naie Nahi?

Yeh Baat Samjah Main Aii Nahi
Jo Tarey Jilmil Kartey Hai
Kia Unn Ki Chachi, Taii Nahii
Hoga Koi Rishta Suraj Sey?
Yeh Baat Hamain Batlai Nahin?

Phir Chanda Kaisa Mamoon Hai
Jab Ammi Ka Woh Bhai Nahi
Yeh Baat Samajh Main Aii Nahi
Ammi Ney Mujhey Samjahi Nahi !!!!!

Tumhe Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Merai Kaun Hoo,

Tumhe Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Merai Kaun Hoo
Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Kon Ho,
Kesey Bataoon Key Tum Poorani Dheet Ho ,
Aik Bohat Bari Phateek Ho ,
Tum Orangi Tum, Korangi Tumhe Ho Meri Nagan Chowrangi
Liyari Ki Tum Football Ho, Kimari Ka Tum Bund Ho,
Manora Ki Tum Thand Ho,
Tum Kharadar, Tumhe Methadar, Tumhe Meray Liye Goolimar Ho,
Tumhe Meri Koti Aur Shalwar Ho ,
Tumhe Gutka, Tumhe Menpoori, Tumhe Mix Patti Ka Pan Ho,
Kaisey Bataon Tumhay Key Tum Meri Koon Ho,
Lalookhait Main Rehti Ho , Khud Ko Defence Ka Kheti Ho,
Lambi Lambi Chorti Ho , Hamesha Sey Khowar Karte Ho ,
Sardi Ka Bhokhar Ho, Shikarpur Ka Achar Ho, Peshawar Ki Naswar Ho,
Aur PIA Jahaz Ka Ho, Jo Kabhi Waqt Par Nahi Milti Woh Parwaz Ho ,
Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Piyazzz Ho ,
Mahengai Kay Is Dor Mey Sawa Rupey Ki Niyaz Ho ,
Aur Mera Tum Aghaz Ho, Aur Mera Anjam Ho,
Mera Public Evening Special Ho, Mera Parcham, Mera Awaam Ho ,
Tumhe Jurat, Tumhe Ummat, Tumhe Jasarat, Tumhe Nowaey Waqt Ho
Mera Jang Tum Ho, Mera Aman Tum Ho,
The News Ho Ya Dawn Ho, Kesey Batao Key Tum Meri Kon Ho ,
Key Main Rokta Bus Tum Ko Hoon, Main Tookta Bus Tum Ko Hooon,
Tumhe Mera Kal Theen, Tumhe Mera Aaj Bhi Ho ,
Tumhe Marshallah, Tumhe Jamhoriat, Tumhe Governer Raj Ho ,
Tumhe Meri TT ,Tumhe Mera Repeater, Tumhe Mera Rokket Lunchar Ho ,
Tumhe Meri Soch Ho, Meray Paaon Ki Moch Ho, Aur 9 Rupee Wali Kouch Ho,
Tumhe Mera Vespa, Tumhe Mera Raksha, Tumhe Mere Taxi Ho,
Tumhe Tu Mere Mazda Ho, Tumhe Mera Truck Ho,
Mera Troller Ho ,Meri Honda 50, Aur Meri 70 Ho,
Lahore Ka Tanga Ho, Sukhur Ki Suzuki Ho,
Aur Kya Bataoon Meri Jaan Tum Meray Liya Kya Ho
Arey Tum Tu Pora PAKISTAN Ho, Karachi Ki Jaan Ho,
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Liye Koon Ho

Larki Ka Jawab

6’2″ jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Apni Aise Wife Ho

Apni aaisee wife ho
5’6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.








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