Funny Insult Shayeri

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum
Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum

Barson Pehle Howa Koi Kasoor Ho Tum
Ped Pe Latka Howa Koi Khajur Ho Tum

Bin Baadal Ke Jaise Barkha Ho Tum
Khadi Banti Hai Jisse Wo Charkha Ho Tum
Kitni Tareef Karoun Ke Kya Ho Tum
Eek Hi Kaafi Hai Wo Jhatka Ho Tum

Bewkoof Ho Bilkul Anaadi Ho Tum
Bina Ghoday Ki Gaadi Ho Tum

Poori Ammavas Ki Shaam Ho Tum
Bilkul Choosa Howa Aam Ho Tum

Galat Disha Mein Nikli Bijli Ho Tum
Kabhi Na Mitne Waali Khujli Ho Tum

Jise Koi Nahi Dekhta Wo Cinemaa Ho Tum
Bina Naadey Ke Phisalta Paijama Ho Tum

Sara Din Padosioon Ko Sataati Ho Tum
Gadhon Ki Kya Kami Hai Jo Gaati Ho Tum

Adh Maray Ko Maarti Pura Ho Tum
Jo Kabhi Na Baje Wo Tambura Ho Tum

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50 Responses to “Funny Insult Shayeri”

  1. Sawan chauhan says:

    Mai doctor hu jahan
    meri biwi nurse hai wahan
    papi pet bhi kya karwata hai
    biwi ko sister bulwata hai

  2. Anonymous says:

    Bo to sahjanha ka pagal pan tha varna mumtaj mein aisi baat hi kya thi mohabbat ke aasyane pe ban gaya tajmahal varna ladkiyo ki aukaat hi kya Thi yogendra patel

  3. Neelam646 says:

    arzzz hai

    besharm ho aap
    aap ka koi jawab nahi.
    pyar ke bol bolna in janab ne sikha nahi.
    samajte hai noor wo khud ko per gadhe se bi wo kam nahi

  4. Syed wasim says:

    Sitaroon ki jannat se churaya hai aapko,
    dil ne saccha pyar banaya hai aap ko,
    is dil ko kabhi tutne mat dena,
    kyonki is dil me chupaya hai aapko…

  5. SOM PYARE says:

    PYAR K SHEHAR ME BHUT BDI DHAK THI HUMARI …
    Par na jane wo kaise ghat gyi
    mai to tha tujhe ptane k chakkar me pta nhi teri behan kaise pat gyi

    us rishty se tu meri SALI ho gyi
    wo meri GHARWALI ho gyi
    TUM DONO k chakkar me SOM ki jeb khali ho gyi…

  6. Rajendra yadav ilu says:

    Tujhse to achchhi meri cigret hai
    jo apni zindgi mere honto se suru karti hai,
    aur meri kadmo ke niche apni dam tod deti hai

  7. SONU PRAJAPATI ADAPUR says:

    Palkein jhuka kar salam kartein hai, dil se dua tumhare naam kartein hai, dua kabul ho to jarur muskurana, kyon ki ek muskurahat par apna dil kurbaan kartein hai.!

  8. Sarfraz says:

    mohabat karein ge to sirf aik se kerren ge ho saka to kisi neak se karren ge per jab taq milti nahin wo neak try her aik pe karren ge

  9. Taher Ujjainwala says:

    Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye..
    High kinetic energy se woh mere
    galey lag jaye
    Warna uranium nucleus sa toot
    jaunga.
    Free falling body sa building se
    kud jaunga :D :P

  10. Ankit dogra says:

    Tu sohne sohne paake v ni jachdi aa…..
    ….
    Asi tan Kacche ch v att lagde aa……..;)

  11. sourabh says:

    chappal choti ho to pair mein nahi aati
    chappal choti ho to pair mein nahi aati
    girlfriend moti ho to bahon mein nahi aati

  12. sourabh says:

    lipstick lagana ladki ki beauty hai
    lipstick lagana ladki ki beauty hai
    aur use taste karna ladko ki duty hai

  13. vicky kkc says:

    khaye he lakho dhoke , ek dhokha aur seh lenge , Tu apni doli leke ja , Ham apni arthi ko barat samaj lenge…..!>>>>vicky kkc<<<<

  14. skb says:

    ladkiya pyar kare to pyar hay
    hum kare to bekar
    ladkiya pyar kare to pyar hay
    hum kare to bekar
    vo chumma de to chumkar hay
    hum kare to balat kar :-P ;-) :-)

  15. skb says:

    dil tera diwana hay
    awara pagal diwana hay
    oye jaldi se bahar nikal mujhe vi to
    susu jana hay :-P

  16. awias says:

    Takhalus-e-mard se na gabra a ourat

    mard tujhe nahi khuda ki tekhleeq ko dekhte hain

  17. hina says:

    Larki.;K mat kar mera pecha ik din tu pachtay ga…
    Colg k bahr aloo choolay ki shop lagay ga…
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    Larka.;- tu mat thokra mere peyar ko.
    Ik din pachtay gi..
    Usski alooo choolay ki shop pe bartan saaf karti nazar ay gi..:P.:D

  18. hina says:

    Girl (Wearing Short Clothes): Main Bahut Young Lag Rahi Hoon Na ?? =D
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    Boy: Ye Bhi Utaar Do, New Born Baby Lago Gi.. =$ =

  19. hina says:

    hi awais

  20. vinayak says:

    ladkiya sidhi honi chahiye gol to jalebi bhi hoti
    ladki sexy honi chahiye kyonki cute to kutte bhi hote hai

  21. himanshu sulodia says:

    b2g- yu na khinch mujhe tu apni taraf e sanam,

    yu na khinch mujhe tu apni taraf e sanam,

    branded t-shirt hai fat gai to bahot pitegi maa kasam

  22. Fayaz lakhani says:

    A Dost teri dosti me koi shak nahi
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    A Dost teri dosti me koi shak nahi
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    Sab Ne Milkar terii gaand mari Kya mera ko hak nai.. :-D

  23. FATIMA says:

    HEY PLZ ANY ONE TALK ME PLZ HERE

  24. sourav goyal says:

    MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD
    CROSS KAR RAHI THI …ROAD CROSS KARNE KE
    BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO
    NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…AB BOLO 5 KAISE
    HUE…??? BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI
    SAMAJHTE ….. BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR
    KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI….

  25. MANOJ SURYAWANSHI says:

    aaj phir ek cigrate jala raha hu,
    aaj phir ek tili bujha raha hu,
    teri nazar me yeh gunah hai,
    me toh tere baade bhula raha hu,
    samajh mat isko meri aadat,
    me toh bus dhuaa udaa raha hu,
    cigrate ki shama ke bahane,
    me apne aap ko jala raha hu..

  26. Arjit says:

    jo muje bhol jaye,
    uska mobile tut jaye,
    sim lock ho jaye,
    software ud jaye,
    local calls par std ka bill aaye,
    or ghar m b roming lag jaye. :p ;>

  27. Fazeel khan says:

    Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
    Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
    Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
    Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.

  28. Jatin mittal says:

    Krishna ke kadmo par kadam milate chalo,
    murli nahi to citi bajate chalo,
    radha to ghar wale dilange hi,
    uss pahale
    gopiya patate chalo.
    Happy janmashtami

  29. Aqeel Adii says:

    Na Shair Hun – Na Shaoor-e-ishq MuJh ko ‘Adi’

    MaIn to Likhta hun k Haal-e-Dil Bayan kr sku …

  30. Subash says:

    Ye waqt nhi hai rone ka,
    ye waqt hai bachcha hone ka

    Ye waqt nhi hai rone ka,
    ye waqt hai bachcha hone ka

    us waqt kaha tu roi thi,
    jab lipat lipat ke soyi thi,

    ab jaisi karni waisi bharo,
    bada keh rahi thi aur karo aur karo

  31. kaushik says:

    bewafa sanam se to cigrate acchi,
    bewafa sanam se to cigrate acchi,
    dil to jalati hai par hotho se to lagti hai…

    Duva me yaad rakhna.

  32. NILL says:

    Bhai log ek hi bolta hun, ladkiyon ki aukat hi nahi ke unke upar shayri likhi jaye, that’s all!

  33. mulagi aani fulpakhar seam astat frk fakt etkach ki fulapakharala muthit algad pakdaw lagt. and mulila mithit algat . says:

    rk

  34. Anuz says:

    sher aaur shayari ka purana huha jamana…….sher aaur shayari ka purana huha jamana…. yeh may nahe kehta,,,, kehta hai butpurva mantri madan lal khurana

  35. sourabh says:

    dilwalo ko jb tk chain nhi aayga jb tk
    dusmn k seeenee main aag na lge

  36. aditya says:

    arz he

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    .hamne tumhari yad me ro ro ke tab bhr diye.

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    tum aye or usme mo dho ke chal diye

  37. mujeeb ur rahman says:

    buri nazar wale tere bache jiye
    buri nazar wale tere bache jiye
    bade hoke tera khun piye

  38. Himanshu Agarwal says:

    Tazi hawa ka jhokha aaya
    khushbu teri saath laya
    phir mere dil ko khayal aaya
    ki aaj mera dost phir se nhi nahaya

  39. Rajat says:

    Mere dil k aas-pass 1 tu he
    to h pass-pass

  40. Rajat says:

    Dil h k manta hi nhi
    wo mujhe janti h pr m to use janta hi nhi

  41. prashant says:

    Hey frnz plz share insultng shayari on girl’s…..I want it for my annual function

  42. Mir Mohsin (HASI) says:

    cigratte jalta hain aag say pani say nahi..

    pyar karta huin tum say terey nani say nahi…

  43. Nitesh Sharma says:

    Tujh se achi to meri cigret hai, jo apni jindgi mere honto se shuru krti hai or mere kadmo me apna dm tod deti hai.

  44. SYED AFZAL says:

    Kya chamak rahi hai tere gaale main chayeen. Ghor farmaye” kya chamak rahi hai tere gaale main chayeen. Ek na ek din marunga tere aapa ku layeen.

  45. SYED AFZAL says:

    Phool deeta hu patta na samaj. Tere pheeche aata hu gali ka kutta na samaj.

  46. SYED AFZAL says:

    Na ishq karna mere yaar. Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai. Na karna in par aaithbar. ye kharcha bahut karwati hai. Recharge tum karwa ke deete ho. Aur number mera lag waati hai…! {Aur shayeri ladkiyon ke baare me chahiyee to is number par msg kar na mere yaar.(8695776024)

  47. Lun Muwaa says:

    Pain Di Phuddi Wich Lun Teri… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh… Baby Fuck Yeah Man… Teri Maa Da Chola Paen Di Lulli…

  48. sunny says:

    uchan muchan ghan ghuchan ki mala..gore-2 chutdo me jawe lund kala..chakt jgjan rkhat kdhan pr..lund fudi bhachan-2 kre..tpk-2 kr mal gire 9we mhine me…ye gandu shero shayri wale aa gire..:p :p

  49. MANIKANTA says:

    Hai

  50. Abhijit K says:

    Arj kiya hai,
    Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad,
    Jukham waala patient kya jaane badbu-e-paad,
    Chindichor kya karega asli fashionki daad,
    Aur tum jaisa kabadi wala kya jaane mere jaise dostki keemat are hamari keemat toh tum jaanoge humare jaaneke baad.
    Dhanyawaad.

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