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Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do

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Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

Chavllan na maar

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Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

dafa 420 k tahet

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Sheikh Sms Sare gawahon or bayanon ko , Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat , dafa 420 k tahet ; $m$ Parhne wale ko, $m$ na bhejne k jurm me “SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha

friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru

Posted in Sardar and Pathan sms,Sardar sms by Anila

Sardar: i really like you.

Girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai na ?

Sardar: lo kr lo gal, friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru. %Arsi%

Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Posted in Doctor nurse sms by Nasira

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

sir kya loge?

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air hostess sir kya loge?

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

14 Feb ko Aapka “Valentine” Aapko Kya ** Kary ga?

14 Feb ko Aapka “Valentine” Aapko Kya ** Kary ga?
choos The # Then I’ll tell You the Answer.
.
V1. V2. V3.
V4. V5. V6.
V7. V8. V9.
.
Answer:
V1=Red Roses
V2=Perfume
V3=Cloths
V4=Candle night dinner
V5=Gold Ring
V6=Kiss
V7=Duaayeen
V8=Chocolates
V9=Kuch nahin

Santa Cycle k Break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Posted in Funny sms,Humour sms,Santa Banta sms by Nasira

Santa Cycle k Break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Man-ye kya kar ho Santa ji?

Santa- Oye! Break Dance kar rha hu. Tum b kar lo

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s

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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”

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TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

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TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

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TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Teacher asked to a boy.

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Teacher asked to a boy.

What’s the difference between

young age and old age..?

Boy: In young age there are

girls phone numbers in mobile

and in old age there are doctors numbers.