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1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue

Posted in Ask & Reply sms,Chunti Haathi sms by Nasira

1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 mahiney baad hathi mar gaya..
Kaise mara??

Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi,

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Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi,

Agley din Haathi mar gaya

Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABBAT”

1 din ka PiYAR mila Ab sari umar

kabar khodne mein guzar jaygi.

AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!

Posted in Ask & Reply sms,Chunti Haathi sms by Nasira

SHAIRNI ne HATHI ka ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dia
wo balla kyun ?
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AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!

1 hathi ne romantic mood mai

Posted in Ask & Reply sms,Chunti Haathi sms by Nasira

1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher dia , chunti gusay mai hathni ke pass gaye aur boli apnay awara shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar mai bhi hain.

Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K

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Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K
Upar baith kar jaa rahi thi,

raastay main kacha pul aaya..

Usko dekh kay chunti boli:

“Cross kar lo gay ya main utroon?”

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner

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Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)

Reply is must 2 get answer

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

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Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy

Interesting Confusions”

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“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below

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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A Simple But Great Quotation..:

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A Simple But Great Quotation..:
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Don’t Trust Your Heart..
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Because Its Not On The Right Side..;-)

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

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Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke? .

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Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

By face how do i look?

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By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Q: What do you call Easter

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Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!