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So Rahe Ho Ap

So Rahe Ho Ap….?

Ankhen Kholo

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(-,O)

1 nhi dosri b kholo

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(O,O)

V.Gud

Ab So Jao Tumne Uth K Konsa Teer Marna Hy

Gud Nite…

Teri Maa ki

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Oye…..
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behin ki
Terey Baap ki
Terey Pore Khandan ki
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Khushiyan Tujhse Han Pagal
Apna kheyal Rakha Kar…

Special Inform for u

Special Inform for u
Aj Raat Chand Ko Na Daikhna Warna
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Ap ko Meri Yaad Aa Jaye Gi
or

Phir Nend Nai aye gi
Good Nite….

Ak Sardar Ko Bar Bar I Luv U

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Ak Sardar Ko Bar Bar I Luv U k Msg A rahe They

Dosra Sardar Aaj to Bahut Luv K message Aa Rahe hain

Pehla Sardar O Yar Kya Bataon

aaj Ghalti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ley aya Hoon…

Daikh Yar Bachi Charsi Nikli

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Uski Aankhon Mein Pyar Ka Nasha Tha

 

“Ay Dost”

Ye to Bad Mein Pata Chala Ke Wo Chars Peti Thi Rozana

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Daikh Yar Bachi Charsi Nikli

Sardar Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hy

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Sardar : Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hy
Main Kehta Hoon Garam Pani Le Ao Wo Le Ati Hy

Dost: Garam Pani Kyun…?

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Sardar: Garam Pani Sey Bartan Achey Dhultey Han….

Boy Samjh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hy

Sir: Samjho Tujhe 10 Ladu Diye
Boy: Mujhe Diye….?
Sir- Samjh Na Tere Bap Ka
Kya Jata Hy
Us Mein Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere
Pas Kitne Reh Gay….?
Boy: 20
Sir:Wo Kasy…?
Boy: Samjh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hy…?
Teacher Shocked
Student Rocks

Pathan Yar Agar Main

Pathan: Yar Agar Main Nariyal K Darakht Pe Charh Jaon to
Engineering College Ki Larkiyan Dekh Jayen Gi…?

Sardar: Phir Hath Chorh Dena
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dekh Jayen Gi….

3 Dost Paper Dene K Bad

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3 Dost Paper Dene K Bad
1st:Yar Mujhe Kuch nai Ata tha
Main Paper Khali Chor Aya hoon.

2nd: Yar Main bhi

3rd: Shit Yar…….. Teacher Samjhe
Gi Hum 3no Ne Cheating ki hy

Kbhi Haath Pe Kbhi Honth Pe

Kbhi Haath Pe

Kbhi Honth Pe

Kbhi Aankh Pe

Kbhi Naak Pe

Kbhi Gaal Pe

Kiss…

Kiss…

Kadar Makhiyan Tang Karti Hain Aap Ko

Nahao Gay Nai Tau Aysa Hi Ho Ga.

Aaj Mera Dil Kar Raha Hy

Aaj Mera Dil Kar Raha Hy Mery Pyare Dosto….

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Tum Sub Ko OLX Par Baech Dun

Na msgs

Na calls

Had Hoti Hy yaarrrr……

Ak Pagal American Sey

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Ak Pagal American Sey…!

Tum Japanese Ho Na….?

American: Nai Main American Hoon

Pagal: Nai Tum Japanese Ho

American :Nai Main American Hoon

Pagal: Nai Tum Japanese Ho

American: Han Han Main Japanese Hoon

Pagal: Lagte To American Ho…

Ak Student Ka Sawal

Ak Student Ka Sawal:

Hum Jeete Ak Bar Hain
Marte Ak Bar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ak Bar Hota Hy
Or Shadi B Ak Hi Bar Hoti Hy
To Ye Exams Bar Bar Q………….?

Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareke Hote Han

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Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tareke Hote Han

Jin Mein Se 3 Madarja Zail Han…

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(1) Pencil Se Line Marna

(2) Pen Se Marna

(3) Marker Se :v

Be Positive Yaaarrr….

Jab Rishte Wale Apko Dekhne Ayen

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Jab Rishte Wale Apko Dekhne Ayen
To Apne Mun Par Meezan Ka Oil Laga Lena

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Kyun K….

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Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hy..