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Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto

life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar

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naak ponchny koi ni ata :P :D

so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai :P

Ek Ladki Ek Din Art Gallery

Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
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Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai

Line Marne k 3 Tarike

Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
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1:- pen se
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2:- Marker se
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3:- Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . . :-P

App aur Pepsi may 3 Cheezain same hain

App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..

1.Sab ko pasan ho.

2.Dono sweet ho
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3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.

PLZ MIND
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Zarur karna warna msg ka maza kirkira hojae ga…

Lo 1 Or Sal B Guzar Geya

Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nahi k Humari Shadi nahi hui
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Khushi is bat ki hai k Tumhari b nahi
hui…

(“,)/
<))
/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hain Ham 1 hain;

Pls Sab Meri Mother k liye

Pls Sab Meri Mother k liye dua kareen..
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Allah Unko jildi pyari c bahu ata farmaey :P
Sab bolo AMEEN ;)

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.

Boss : apna naam likho

Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%

Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?

Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Girl Janu is Week Daily Movie

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))

Sardar said to doctor

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Dosto

life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar

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Naak ponchny koi ni ata :P :D

So apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai :P

Lo 1 Or Sal B Guzar Geya

Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nhi k Hmari Shadi ni hui
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Khushi is bat ki hai k Tmhari b ni
hui…

(“,)/
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/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hyn Ham 1 hyn;

Pls Sab Meri Mother k Liye Dua

Pls Sab Meri Mother k liye dua kareen..
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Allah Unko jaldi Pyari c Bahu atta farmaey :P
Sab bolo AMEEN ;)

Teacher to Engineering Student

Teacher to Engineering Student
Teacher-semester system ke fayade btao???
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Student -fayade ka to pta nai,par beizatti saal me 2 baar ho jati hai ….