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Marriage sms messages

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shaadi ke baad ki baat

Posted in Marriage sms by SMS Master

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

marriage propasal sms

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

Send ur girlfriend on a treasure hunt. Start wid a clue at home,
dan send her on a tour of ur favorite spots all over town. Wen
she gets 2 da last hint, da prize shuld b u on 1 knee.

marriage anniversary sms

Posted in Marriage sms by Taiba

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

(marriage anniversary sms)

shadi sms wishes

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Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy

Q K

Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
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< )L L

(shadi sms wishes)

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile

Posted in Marriage sms by Taiba

Interesting Facts of Marriage. . . Smile
Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.Smile

Did You Ever Consider Divorce

Posted in Marriage sms by Taiba

A couple were being interviewed
on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
They were asked “In all that time,
did you ever consider divorce?”
“Oh, no, not divorce,” one said.
“Murder sometimes but never divorce.

Marriage is like

Posted in Marriage sms by Taiba

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…

Inteligent man inteligent girl Friendship

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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage

romance is not the only element of life.

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Grooms, once you marry,

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

I am getting married because

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

To be happy with a woman,

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”

What is Marriage?

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…

Posted in Marriage sms by Nasira

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”