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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.

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hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain’urdu wale urdu main’farsi
wale farsi main.magar        ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen   panch(3,5) mat karo or no

do gyara ho jao.

acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

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doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se  40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

ka 10 rope ka fayda      nazar aye ga.

Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali,

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Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!

Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!

Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz,
faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun,
lekin rehne do..!

Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali,
us per main muskura b sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!

Sharam aaye gi tumhein
warna tumharey waaday,
main tumhein yaad dila sakta hun,
lekin rehne do.

Man : How old is your father?

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Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”

Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Angry Sardar:

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Interviewer to Millionaire:

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat ha

AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat h bekabu se hmare jazbaat hain ji chahta h chura lu tumko tumhi se magar mummy kehti hain chori krna buri baat h.