Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

My Friend
A Day Wil Cum Wen Da Whole World Wil Celebrate Ur Persnlity,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas and Amp; Ur Talent
BeLieve ME
and Amp;
The Day Wil B
1st APRIL

Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan: Han.

Dost: Kis K Sath or Kaisy?

Pathan: BV k Sath. Hum Ne Usy 3 Bar Talaq Dia.

Jab Wo Preshan Hua To Hum Bola: APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 Day

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 14 Days
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Surprised?
?
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After 14 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010.

Aisa hai dostana Hamara,
Mein Kishti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Me Matar tu Paneer,
Me Barish tu Badal
Me Rajma tu Chawal
Me Hot tu Cool,
Me April tu Fool.

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

Dosto.
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Yaaro
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Bangra Pao Tuwaday Wastay
Khush Khabri Hai Double Sawari Khul Gai Hai.
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Ye Mesg 1st April Ko Sub Ko Send Karna ;->

Plz Open this msg. After 14 days, on Sunday

I know u can’t wait,

So,

CONGRATZ!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010,
APRILFOOL in advnce.

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap,,

“KHUBSOORAT”
“SMART” or
“GENIOUS”

Ho

To Rakh k Moun pe Thappar Maar Dena,

Or Kehna,

Bad Tameez!
“MUSLIMAAN”

APRIL FOOL Nahi Manate Aap..

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

I m sending this fool messeges
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..