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Haathi and Choonti decides to play ‘chupan chopai’ (hide ‘n seek). BathaO haathi kaisay guess kar laita hie kay choonti masjid mie choupi howee hie?
Haathi ko masjid kay bahir choonti kay jootay nazr aa jatein hain.
One night, the Elephant and Choonti went for a stroll (they were best friends). Chaltay chaltay Haathi ike baray say Khaday mie gir jata hie.
Laykin choonti nahi giri… guess how….
Choonti nay ‘bubble gummer’ walay shoes pehnay hotain hain. The ones that flash on/off when walking
Aik dafa aik chunti (ant) haathi ko dekh kar chup gayee..
doosri ant nay poocha, “Kia huwa? tum chupp kyun gayee?”
Ant boli.. “Aray pagal.. main chuppi issi liye houn keh us ko “”BHOOW”" kar keh DARANAA hai..!”
Both ant and elephant went to Soth Korea and happened to accidentally cross over to North Korea.The North Koreans decided to put them for a trial for espionage.But eventually wereshocked to see something and let ant free. ……..the reason being……………………………………… ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. ……………………………………..
Ant and had a North Korean Citizenship
Ant and elephant were flying to Newyork.Thier plane crashed but ant escaped………. you know why????????????
Ant had a parachute……………
Ek Hathi Ne choonti se Kaha.
“Dekho main Is Darakht Ko Bare Asani Se Utha Sakta Hoon”
Choonti Boli.
” Utha To Main Bhi Sakti Hoon Magar Meri Tabiyat Aaj Kal
Zara Kharab Hai!!”
Once upon a time theres these two ants walking. One of them had a bit to drink so he was kinda tipsy. On the way they spot an elephant. The tipsy ant feels like picking a fight with the elephant. The other ant goes dude are you crazy? Theres no way in the world you can take him! So the other ant goes..
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Dude! He’s alone and we’re two! Sure we can take on him!
ant and elephant were best friends ..
once they walked too far from home suddenly elephant’s dad seem to be coming their way
elephant said to ant that he needs to hide somewhere
ant said
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come on! come on! hide behind me
what did ant said in elephants ear that after listening to it he fainted
ant said
main tumharey bachey ki maa baney wali hoon
Aik Hathi aik talaab ‘pond’ main naha raha tha…
Aik chewnti ‘ant’ bari tazii say hampti kaampti bhagti howi ayi aur zor say chillai kay kaha O hathi jaldi say bahar ayo, bohat sakth emergency hay
Hathi beechara ghabra kar jaldi say pani say bahar aya aur poocha k bolo khair to hay na?
Chewnti nay kaha, bas ab wapis jao…
Hathi bola yeh kia baat howi…
Chenwti nay kaha kay meri Peeli short chori hogai thi, mujhay bas yeh daikhna tha k kaheen tum nay to nahi pehni howi thi :s
Ek Chiyoonti Hathi Say Boli: Haathi Bhai Apni Chaddi Tu Dayna 2 Din K Liya.
Haathi: HAHAHAHA Kyoon Tu Meri Chaddi Pehnay Gi Kiya?
Chiyoonti Masoomiyaat Say Boli: Nahi Bhai Wo Asal Mai Meri Beti Ki Shaadi Hai TENT Lagwana Hai.
Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .
A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.
By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down
unconscious
Ant said “tere coke mein mere baccha hai”
once elephant and ant were walking on bridge over a river and while walking elephant was looking down the bridge into river and ant bit elephant seriously
tell me Why ?? Scroll down for answer
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Ant’s wife is bathing in the river
hathi swimming pull me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gayi. ek chiti hathi ki pith pe chad gayi to dusri boli “duba sale ko duba, laundiya bazi karta hai sala…..!” moral of the story……………??????????????
pagal hathi ne chunti ko chera to chunti seedhi hatni k pass gai aur boli dekho behan apne shoher ko samja lo werna mard hamare ghar main bhi hain
Ak chunti k pas ak hathi ka rishta aya
Magar Chunti na mana kiya .
Q ?
chunti na kaha k larkay k dant bahir ha.
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 mahiney baad hathi mar gaya..
Kaise mara??
Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi,
Agley din Haathi mar gaya
Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABBAT”
1 din ka PiYAR mila Ab sari umar
kabar khodne mein guzar jaygi.
SHAIRNI ne HATHI ka ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dia
wo balla kyun ?
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AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!
1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher dia , chunti gusay mai hathni ke pass gaye aur boli apnay awara shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar mai bhi hain.
