Take Good Care Of Yourself, Friend.
We Hope To See You Up And
Running And Back At Garden Again.
The Place Just Isn”T The Same Without You.

(Care sms in hindi)

Early In The Morning
Sun Rise With Many Hopes
But Its Set Hopelessly.

All The Flowers Were Bloom
This Evening With Pleasant Smell
But Its Now Wither Awfully

N Tonight All D Stars Came Out
To Play A Signal But All Of Them Are Not Shining,

Because They All Knows My Friend Is Sick.
Wish U A Cure Soon And Healthy Days Ahead

(Get well soon sms)

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.

Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

(Doctor sms in hindi)

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

(Pakistani doctors jokes)

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?
Junior Doctor:
Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem
Kr Diya… ;->

(Senior Junior hindi jokes)

Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

(ny dental sms)

Definition of a Doctor:

“The dashing ,handsom guy wearing white coat, holding ur hand looking into ur eyes & still wants ur pulse to be normal…

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Doctor: Trust me i’m gentleman.
The lady: Sorry dr don’t you but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not gentleman.

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse: Iss Baat Per K Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window

Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..

1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi God ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya

On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!

Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…