**جشن *عيد *ميلاد *مبارك
recite darood-e-Pak(S.A.W.W).
Stay Blessed!

Hussain Parhna , Hussain Likhna
Khuloos-E-Dil Ki Roshnaai Le Kar
Ba Deeda Tar Hussain Likhna
Tum Aisa Karna Kitab-E-Dil Ke
Waraq Waraq Par Hussain Liknna

Huroof Khushboo Ke Phool Ban Kar
Tumhare Seenay Main Khil Uthainge
Tum Aisa Karna Ke Apni Aankho’n
Aur Apne Lab Par Hussain Liknna

Ye Pairh Saaray Ye Sab Parinde
Adab Se Sajda Karainge Unn Ko
Tum Aisa Karna Ke Unn Hawao’n
Ki Jhaalaro’n Par Hussain Liknna

Gali Gali Main Usi Ka Parcham
Usi Ka Sajda Jabeen Jabeen Hey
Qadam Qadam Pey Sabeel Us Ki
Nazar Nazar Main Wohi Makeen Hai
Hawa Hawa Main Usi Kay Nohay
Wohi Tasveer Khla Nasheen Hey
Usi Ka Matam Hey Aag Per Bhi
Usi Ka Gham Khuld Ka Ameen Hai
Falak Falak Pay Lahoo Usi Ka
Usi Ki Majlis Zameen Zameen Hai
Hussainiat Ko Mitanay Walo
Hussainiat Ab Kahan Nahee Hai

After finishing MBBS? Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient?s eyes,

tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

?Battery is OK?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said “Point the gun,” not “Shoot out all of Mumbai!”
Circuit: Chill out, bro – these are blanks, they only sting!
[He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape]
Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out?

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath.

Munna bhai:
bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka
Circuit: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI
patther marne ka
Bhaga to murga
Bhagi to murgi…:p

Hi,

If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…

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Ok, so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

who apnay chain pechan lega CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

When sum1 touches u
&
Yo don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
You feel it, its LOVE.
But when nobody touches
but u feel it, then its KHUJLI.

Off time Work time. Happy time Sad time. Naye saal main kisi bhi time. Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..! Bole to happy new year mamu

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Gandhi Bapu Nai Bola Hai ka-

Agar Tum haray Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho To Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamoo