Daton Ko Barabar Ghis Dalne Ka
Moti Ke Mafik Chamka Dalne Ka
Hath Me Cutting Chay Leke
Sab Friend Log Ko Bol Dal
“Subah Ho Gayi Mamu”

Bole To Gudwali Morning

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya ?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera
Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Ghafoor
Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha
likho……. ……… .
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki for Sale .

Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya
kron card me lkha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm

Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere
brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA

WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN

MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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“Baaki Parcel Kardo”

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi… ;->

Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
zyada dia jaraha tha , ek aadmi ne kaha
bhai sahab thori si bryani milegi ?
pani gale men atak gaya hai………

Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!

Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…

Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?

Driver: Haan jaonga.

Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…