SHEIKH apni honay wali bivi say ,

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Shadi py apko kia gift doon.?

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Bivi :- 1 ring dy dyna,

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SHAIKH :- Mobile py ya.,

P.T.C.L py..?

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai

Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gift kar di.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari, sheikh ne phir khoon diya, ab ki bar Arbi ne Ding Dong ka packet gift kiya.

Sheikh: Gusey se! Mercedez kyun nahi di?

Arbi:kaka!ab hmari ragun me b sheikhon ka khoon dor ra hy.

Shekh:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tk aagya or kiray k 10 Rupe Bacha liy

2nd Sekh:

Tum bohat

be-waqoof ho, Rakshy k Peche Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.:-)

Sheikh saab Hajj pe gya or ro ro k dua mangne laga.

“Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaaf kr de

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mere 2 lakh jo Hajj pr lgay hain wapis krde”..

Sheikh apne dost sy yar mere bivi fzol khrch ho gi hy roz 100;200 mangte hy dost wo in pison ka kia krth hy sheikh mujhy kia pta min ne kbhi diy he nhi.

Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kia,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

Sheikh ke ghar mehman aye hue they.

sheikh: Thanda pio ge ya garam?

Mehman: Thanda

sheikh: Roh Afza ya Pepsi?

Mehman: Pepsi

sheikh: Bottle my pio ge ya glass my?

Mehnam: Glass

sheikh: Sada glass may ya design wala?

Mehman: Design wala

sheikh: Lines wala ya flowers wala

Mehman: Flwr wala

sheikh: Gulab wala ya chambeli wala

Mehman: Chambeli wala

sheikh: Sorry Yaar,hamare ghar may aisa glass nahi hay.

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

Sheikh Sms Sare gawahon or bayanon ko , Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat , dafa 420 k tahet ; $m$ Parhne wale ko, $m$ na bhejne k jurm me “SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha

Dr. Sheikh Se.

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr; kya hua?

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k
denda!

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.

Sheikh sahab hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne lagay..

“Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaf kar dae, warna! mere 2 lakh wapis karde”…

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

Sheikh sahab was painting his home. On first floor he painted white color and on the ground floor wall he wrote…
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”Same as above”

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…

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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.