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Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Taiba

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura

Jao Re Masi Apna Kam Kro

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Taiba

Baloch:
Hm Tmhary Lye Sb Chor Denga

Girl:
Ami Abu?

Bloch:
Ao Re

Grl:
Khana Pina?

Blch:
Ao Re

Grl:
Apne Dost?

Blch:
Ao

Grl:
Gutka?

Blch:
Jao Re Masi Apna Kam Kro =P

mani pema ghama baaray pameshka

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Nasira

nazaane gochali gaaray pameshka
mani pema ghama baaray pameshka
kasi eyr dastiyaa Tahir namannay
jahanaa bazzag au waaray pameshka

sikh: “doctor mana behaal kanagay bimmari ent”

sikh: “doctor mana behaal kanagay bimmari ent”
doctor: “tara ey bimmaari dan’ kadi ga chey ent?”

U.S.A hama durah chizzani kerra tursit

U.S.A hama durah chizzani kerra tursit k aahani naam e aahir luwz “noon” yaa “N” che bit

Quran
Musolman
Taaleban
Pakistan
Afghanestan

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul, Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul, Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura… Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Nasira

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha to kesi haur pathan ne pocha o yaara ab bus b karo hum pathano ki azat ka swal hai, to pathan bola hum b kesi se kaam nahi…

nazaane gochali gaaray pameshka mani pema ghama

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Nasira

nazaane gochali gaaray pameshka mani pema ghama baaray pameshka kasi eyr dastiyaa Tahir namannay jahanaa bazzag au waaray pameshka

mae ssaen balochistan mae

mae ssaen balochistan mae jan inth balochistan mae zinde hamok darde darmanen balochistan dil bit kant chitore razi mulla cha taee wahza wahde k mae din o eemanen balochistan

Farishta bola:

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Nasira

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . .

Tumharaa Shakal Pe. :-)

Posted in Balochi Funny sms,Balochi sms by Nasira

Laaya hun liyaari k ek baloch ka peghaam tumhare liye

“Faraz”

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THOOOOO
Arey
Tumharaa
Shakal Pe. :-)

mubarak!! mubarak!! shaadi ki mubarak.

mubarak!! mubarak!! shaadi ki mubarak.. aray nahi EID MUBARAK.. itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi… maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas sms karo. Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek mathlab hai vo hai TUM.. intezaar hai kab hojayegi HUM…. islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!

bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?

Piss = mani cho enbarii chakkas a tara 90% number yaaragi int

/> Chuk = na mani peh ma enbari 100% number yaaran’
Piss =
bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?
Chuk = piss ishiye
bendaat kayaa kotag?

jao Re Masi Apna Kam Kro

Baloch:
Hm Tmhary Lye Sb Chor Denga

Girl:
Ami Abu?

Bloch:
Ao Re

Grl:
Khana Pina?

Blch:
Ao Re

Grl:
Apne Dost?

Blch:
Ao

Grl:
Gutka?

Blch:
Jao Re Masi Apna Kam Kro =P

90% number yaaragi int

Piss = mani cho enbarii chakkas a tara 90% number yaaragi int
Chuk = na mani peh ma enbari 100% number yaaran’
Piss = bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?
Chuk = piss ishiye bendaat kayaa kotag?