“Attitude of Girls”

Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n

then replies the boy.

“I dont like that kind of sms ok?

Height Of Surprise:

Girl:
Today’s My Birthday,
Wat R U Gifting Meh?=>

Boy:
Can U See Dat Pink Car
On The Right Side Of The Road?

Girl:
Yah Yah

Boy:
I Am Gifting U Hair Pins
Of Dat Same Colour:-D

(Hindi funny surprise sms)

Best Message Ever . . .

A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM

N

A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .

(Love massage in 140 words)

Boys R Very Kind Than Girls

Proof :
Most Of The Girls Don’t Like
To Help Unknown Boys.

But

All Boys R Always There
To Help Any Unknown Girl..;):D

(Boys r best than girls)

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Pr

Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai

Girl:
Kaise

Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…

(Great comedy sms on boy v/s girl)

It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
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Slide-Show Begins

(Slideshow Love )

A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

Girlfrnd:
Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon..
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Boyfrnd:
Arre!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya..???:D

(Girlfriend insult)

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…;.

(Propose a girl sms in hindi)

Me and bf were txting one evening:

Him: Hey (MY NAME), I have something to tell you
Me: What?
Him: I don’t like you anymore
Me: What?
(me very confused and like what)
Him: I love you. Your the nicest most beautiful girl I have ever met
Me: Awww. You scared me!
Him: Sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you!

(i got something to tell you sms)

Clouds, Unimpressed And Unafraid,
Began To Rain On Their Parade.

But People Just Below On Earth,
Alarmed At Hot And Cold’s Great Mirth,

Dropped Their Chores And Ran For Cover
To Give Privacy To These Two Lovers.

For Love, Although We Think It Warm,
Can Be As Violent As A Storm.

(Raining sms in hindi)

Taras gaye tumhare deedar ko, dil phir bhi tumhare liye dua karta hai, hum se to acha tumhare ghar ka aaina hai, jo rooz tumhein dekha karta hai.

(Tumhare liye dua hai sms)

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain
.
uska kya?

(1 Larki k parhne se sara ghar )

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.

(Koi larki mangey mera Number)

“LOVE”STORY”
Ek”LARKI”rozana gali se guzra karti thi
Usk chehray par naqab hua karta tha
Ek”LARKA”us par marta tha
Shayad wo dil say”PYAR”karta tha,dil ki bat kehne me dair hogai
Us dewanay ki 3 din pehle mout hogai
Parosi ne apna farz nibhaya
LARKi ko qabar tak layE
LARKI qabar pa ronay lagi
Apnay ansuon se qabar ko dhonay lagi
Tb qabar se awaz Aai
AYE KHUDA YE KESA INQILAAB AYA HAI
AAJ MAIN PARDAY MAIN HON TO MERA MEHBOOB BENAQAB AYA HAI.

(Latest love story sms)

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

(Mobile Dekh Sakta Hon )

Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya,
Jin Ko Dekhte hi Larkyon Ki Chekhen Nikal Gaen,
1 Baba Ne Kaha
Sari Larkiyan Wazu kar k Aen,
Sab Wazu kar k Ain
.
Tou
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Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gain.

(Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya)

Boy friend
(Bohat romantic andaz me):
Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!
Girl friend:
Kiya?
boy friend:
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BAREEK KANGI.

(Boy Friend To Girl Friend )

Girl 2 boy:
Muje apna mobil de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.

(Girl 2 boy )

Boy Girl Se:
Ro Kyun Rhi Ho?

Girl:
Mere Marks Bohat Km Aye Hn?

Boy:
Kitne?

Girl:
Sirf 90%

Boy:
Bibi Khuda Da Khof Kr,
Enny Wich
3 Mundy Pas Ho Jandy Ny.

(Funny joks on boys vs girls)

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.

Girl: Darling!

Is it Proposal or Weather Report?