Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk
3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
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Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”
(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)
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3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”
(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)
Sirf L ki trha khara hony sy kam ni banta, hilna julna bi parta hi
veena malik ki misbah par sakht tanqeed
(Veena Malik and Misbah ul Haq insult sms joke)
Misbah: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy!
Afridi: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy!
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Hojyengy
(Misbah ul haq aur Afridi)
Yeh cup hamara ha !
Good luck Indian cricket team in world cup final Vs Srilanka in Mumbai
Guys sb mil kr pray kro kro ka “Tendulkar century na kare” han 90′s main out ho jaiay to chalay ga. Agr Aus na century ki to phr India will lose.
Ek Ladki thi Deewani si,
Tendulkar pe wo Marti Thi,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thi,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thi,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi ki,
Kameeno, World Cup kab Jeetoge???
Hamara kiya waasta cricket sy
Hamara to qaumi Khail Hockey hay ..
Good luck team India for cricket world cup 2011. Our prayers are with you
Dhoni bivi sy:
Mujhy chaaey to dena.
Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.
Dhoni ghussy se bola:
Cup me daal k do.
Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.
(INSHAALLAH)
Koi hmmara haal bi poch lay…
FARAZ,
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hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay…;-)
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Newzland & Srilanka ki request…
Peep peep
Ht jao
westindies or australia team ghr jarhe hy
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Rasta band mat krna peche india waly arahe hen
INSHA ALLAH
Cricket Stadium Men Aik Larki Ne Face Per Flag Banaya hua tha
1 Sindhi Pas Se Aya or Kiss Ker K bola
Sadkay Jawan wajaan miunujo mitho Pakistan
Abi Safar Baqi Hai
Hamen To Manzil Pay Jana hai
Australia, South Africa & India Sab Ko Harana Hai
Jo Laga Hai Dagh Dehshatgardi Ka hm py
World cup Jeet k is Dagh ko Mittana Hai
Jis ny Hamen Kia hai Underestimate
Champion bn k Unhen Dikhana Hai Inshalla
Best of Luck jan jan jan Pakistan
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DUZ DUZ DUZ
Sub ko MBARAK ho pakistan ki jeet ki khushi mein. %Arsi%
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)
Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..
**KHUSHKHABRI**
Ab Krain Apni Shadi Ki Booking..
NATIONAL STADIUM MYN..
Q K..
Cricket To Ab Pakistan Myn Hogi
Nai:-(
Pray 4 Pak N Pak Cricket…
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO