Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk
3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”
(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)
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3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”
(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)
Hamara kiya waasta cricket sy
Hamara to qaumi Khail Hockey hay ..
Dhoni bivi sy:
Mujhy chaaey to dena.
Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.
Dhoni ghussy se bola:
Cup me daal k do.
Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.
(INSHAALLAH)
Abi Safar Baqi Hai
Hamen To Manzil Pay Jana hai
Australia, South Africa & India Sab Ko Harana Hai
Jo Laga Hai Dagh Dehshatgardi Ka hm py
World cup Jeet k is Dagh ko Mittana Hai
Jis ny Hamen Kia hai Underestimate
Champion bn k Unhen Dikhana Hai Inshalla
Best of Luck jan jan jan Pakistan
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)
Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..
**KHUSHKHABRI**
Ab Krain Apni Shadi Ki Booking..
NATIONAL STADIUM MYN..
Q K..
Cricket To Ab Pakistan Myn Hogi
Nai:-(
Pray 4 Pak N Pak Cricket…
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Mubarak Ho Pakistan Icc Champions Trophy Jeet Li
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Peshawar Sy 38 Shadatain Masool Ho Chki Hain:-)
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