Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de..

Wish u a happy EID,

soft and silki,

White and milki,

sweet as honey

and full of money.

EID UL AZHA MUBARAK HO

Cow ka sample!

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Jis ne Qurbani mein hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka
balance bhej kar booking karwa le!

7 november ko tum dil mango gay hum denge
jigar mango gay hum denge
eyes mango gay hum denge

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..kyun ke

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Us din hum ne bakra zebah karna hai

I wish a wish for u.
Da wish i wish for few.
Da wish i wish for u is dat your all wishes come true
So, keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

Khushio’n Ki Is Ghari Me Gar Teri Deed Hoti

Kitni Haseen-0-dil’kash Phr Apni Eid Hoti

Baham Nazar Ka Milna Kaif-e-kamal Hota

Nazuk C Larzish-e-lab Harf-e-naveed Hoti

Ji Bhar K Dekhta Main Ru-e-jameel Tera

Bazm-e-wisal-yaraa’n Sa’ad-o-saeed Hoti

Ujli Rafaqato’n Ka Phr Ek Chaman Sa Khilta

Pal Bhar Ko Zindgi Phr Gham Se Ba’eed Hoti … !

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar..
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar..
Har ghadi ho khushaal..
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
“EID MUBARAK”

Wishing U a Very Very “HAPPY EID MUBARIK” Wid Luv And Best Wishes.
May That Eid Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long…
And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times…
Remember me in ur prayers.

I wish a wish for u.the wish i wish for few.the wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you. “Eid Mubarak”

apne kia sochakay sms nahi aya ga…….
socha ya dost aapko sms nahi karay ga…..ap ko
bhool jaya ga…….
ya to adat ha hamari purani satanay ki………..
paiyra dost per kon bhulana chahay ga by tha way
happy eid day.

‘eid khatam
bakra hazam
apni routine pay wapis ao janab
bhuat kha lia dil,kal….’

Aati nahin eid roz roz mari jaan Eid ke din to zara khul ka mila kijiye aaj kal din hain jashne baharane deed aaj ka din na koi gila kijiye

mubarak!! mubarak!!
shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi…
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas
sms karo.

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Wishing U a very very happy eid Mubarak wid luv and best wishes May the eid day bring a lot of happiness and joys in your life May you live long and that eid day come in your life Hndred times remember me in your prayer ****Happy Eid Mubarak****