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Engineers participate in the
activities which make the resources of nature
available in a form beneficial
to man and provide systems which
will perform optimally and economically.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<<neers
>>>>>>day
15 September
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai……
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper:
..
..
Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<<neers
>>>>>>day
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS.
Happy Engineers Day!
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
For All Those Graduating, Congrats & To The Ones That Graduated Last Year! I Wish I Woulda Never Gotten Kicked Out Cuz I Regret Not Bein Able To Graduate But I Am Proud Of The Ones That Are Still There Getting Their Diploma Or Even If They Are Tryna Get It In A Different Way, Congrats!
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS…
Happy Engineers Day!!
Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature
available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which
will perform optimally and economically.
Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and
controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.
Happy Engineers Day
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND CIVIL ENGINEERS…
Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers ?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
How do u convert an Engineering Student to a criminal???
Burn* some pages of his assignments, a day before submission … face-smile-big.png
Continue reading Engineering Student to a Criminal
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai. tongue.png
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P
(after exams funny quotes)
What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
(height of honesty)
In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
(Students Ka Naara)
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
(exam over sms)
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”
Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!
(funny exam)
Teacher :
Childrens
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Santa:
In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?
(Question Paper)
Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen
Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen
Kyu K..
Exam Me Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha
Aur Na Humen!
(Funny Exams SMS )
Five Things Boys Do In The Exam Hall:
1. Counting The Girls.
2. Counting The Fans & Tubelights.
3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen.
4. Thinking Of Studying Seriously For The Next Exams.
5. Singing Song.
Five Things Girls Do In The Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write
5. And Just Write.
Aata Ho Ya Na Ata Ho 
(Five Things Boys Girls Do In The Exam Hall)
