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Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,
Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise
Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… 
Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto
life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar
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naak ponchny koi ni ata 
so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
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Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
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1:- pen se
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2:- Marker se
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3:- Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .
App aur PEPSI may 3 Cheezain same hain..
1.Sab ko pasan ho.
2.Dono sweet ho
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Aur
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3.Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay.
PLZ MIND
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Zarur karna warna msg ka maza kirkira hojae ga…
Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nahi k Humari Shadi nahi hui
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Khushi is bat ki hai k Tumhari b nahi
hui…
(“,)/
<))
/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hain Ham 1 hain;
Pls Sab Meri Mother k liye dua kareen..
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Allah Unko jildi pyari c bahu ata farmaey 
Sab bolo AMEEN 
Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Dosto
life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar
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Naak ponchny koi ni ata
So apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai
Lo 1 Or Sal b Guzar geya.
Dukh iska nhi k Hmari Shadi ni hui
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Khushi is bat ki hai k Tmhari b ni
hui…
(“,)/
<))
/>Is parcham K Saye Taly
Ham 1 hyn Ham 1 hyn;
Pls Sab Meri Mother k liye dua kareen..
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Allah Unko jaldi Pyari c Bahu atta farmaey
Sab bolo AMEEN
Teacher to Engineering Student
Teacher-semester system ke fayade btao???
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Student -fayade ka to pta nai,par beizatti saal me 2 baar ho jati hai ….
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
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wahh..
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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
ab b0lo wah wah..
