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Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho, . . Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo, . After Case Qatil: Kya Howa? Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi, Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi..

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2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per 1st Sardar Bike Per, 2nd Sardar Prado Mein, 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya, 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya, 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English, Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ? Sardar: Bad Interviewer: Come ? Sardar: Go Interviewer: Ugly ? Sardar: Pichlli Interviewer: PICHLLI? Sardar: UGLY Interviewer: Shut Up Sardar: Keep Talking Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It Sardar: Ok Now Carry On Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja....Chup ho ja....Chup ho jaa Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh....Bolta Rah....Bolta Reh Interviewer: Are yaar Sardaar: Are Dushman Interviewer: Get Out Sardar: Come In Interviewer: U r Rejected Sardaar: I m Selected...Bale Bale…

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