2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily
2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
Funny poetry sms messages
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Ak Pathan Estri Beach Raha Tha
Ak Pathan estri beach raha tha,
To us sy ksi sakhs ne pocha k istri kitne ki hai,
Wo bola 1000 rupe ki us sakshs ne kha k 1500 le lo to pathan ne kha nahi bahi ware nahe khata.
Boy to Girl Tum Ro Kyun Rai Ho
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han 
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne 
1 Badsha Ko 1larki Pasand Aagai
1 Badsha Ko 1larki Pasand Aagai
Us Larki Ka Baap Sunnar Tha
Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Darbar Me Bulaya ,,,,,,
4 Din Guzary K Bawajud Bhi Sunnar Badsha Ky Darbar Na Aya Tou Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Griftar Karny Ky Lea Sipaahi Bhejy
Jub Woh Sunnar K Ghar Phonchy Tou Ghar Ko Tala Lga Hua Tha
Badsha Ny Sipahiyon Ko Hukam Diya K Sunnar Ko Dhoondo ……..
Sipahiyon Ny Sunnar Ko Har Jagha Dondha Lekin Wo Unko Kahein Na Mila Aur Siphayion Ka Sara Waqt Asy Barbad Hua Jesy Ap Ka Sms Ko Phrny Me…
Nikah k baad dulha
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota, Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota, Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota, Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se, Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota, Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta, Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota, Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha, Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota, Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana, Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota, Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan, Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,
Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,
Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,
Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,
Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..
Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.
This is confidence….
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!
Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya
Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro
Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia
or
Kaha:
Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.
Aj udass hoon to kisi ne
Aj udass hoon to kisi ne bhi aawaz nhi di,
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Parso daig wandi c te
“Khalil Sahb” “Khalil Sahb”
ho rai c…
Cycle wala bola
Aik aadmi sarak par ja raha tha ke aik naujwan
cycle par uss se a takraya..
Woh aadmi bola: Baraikain naheen mar saktey thay..
Cycle wala bola: Mein ne tau poori cycle aapko mar de hai aap braikon ki bat kar rahe hain..
bheja fry shayari
Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
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1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
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2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
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Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
(bheja fry shayari)
3 More Powerfull Words
There Are Another 3 More Powerfull Words
Than I Love You..
Which Can Turn Ones Life Upside Down
“RESULT AA GAYA”
(3 More Powerfull Words)
funny sms in urdu
Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha
Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D
john cena jokes hindi
Mere Patlay Jism Ko Kamzor Na Smajh
Faraz
Agr Ma Aashiq Na Hota
To Aj John Cena Hota
(john cena jokes hindi)
Ishq shairy by faraz
Bujha Lo Apnay Seenay Sy Ishq Ki Pyaas…
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
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_/\_
Gee Oo Faraz.
*Tairi Maharbaani*
Aisa Nahi Hai K Shadi Nahe Ho Rahi Hamari
Faraz…
Bus Kardi Hum Ne “NAA” Jese He Wo Boli
*Tairi Maharbaani*