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Breaking News:
Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne
ka Elaan
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Sorry,
Abi itna hi suna tha,
K Light chali gai hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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‘Aao baten karen.
Light chali gae hai
Light agaye hai
Light jane vali hai
Light ane vali hai
Light nahi aye
Light nahi gaye
Light ja bhe sakti hai
Light aa bhe sakti hai
Light dim hai
Light tez hai
Light aa kiun nahi rahe?
Light jaa kiun nahi rahe.
Okay bye,
aap se baten kar k bohat maza aya. ’
Amazing Truth
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Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi
Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn
Tou Samajh Le’n K
Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy …
‘Raat Aksar Hum Sey Yeh Sawaal Karti Hay..
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Kon Hay Teray DIL Mein Jo Tujhay Sonay Naheen Deta..
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Aur Hamaarey Dil sey Aawaaz Aati hay
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“Load Shedding”‘
‘Meri subha ko nikhaar do
Meri sham ko sanwaar do
Meri raat ko qaraar do
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Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do……
Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do…..
Mere pyaray watan k
(,”)/ pyaray pyaray
(! ! Pakistanio !.!!..*(*
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/, apne apne bister bahir gali me laga lo,,,
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bohat pyari hawa chal rahi hai
From Wapda……………………………?
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, “Saalon ne phir bijli band
Jin:
Bottle se azad hne k bad:
Kya hukm h mere aqa?
Admi
pakistan ki Bjli hmesha k lye
bahal kr do…
Jin:
Bottle me Wapis jate hun
Lala Takna zara tait bnd kren
Indian girl:
Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush
rekhe or boht pyar kare
Or tum?
Pakistani girl:
Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar
UPS laga ho
Pakistanio!
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HahahahahahahahHahahahahahahHahahahahahahHa
hahahahahahHahahahahahahHahahah
Or sunaao 
Zinda ho Ya nai
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From: WAAPDA.
‘Subah se le kr SH@@M tk…
SH@@M se le kr R@@T tk…
R@@T se le kr SUB@H tk…
SUB@H se Phir SH@@M tk…
SH@@M se le kr phir SUB@H tk…..
Bus G!
Ki dasiye?!
Light e nai Hondi Yar……..!’
Duniya ka sub se romantic mulk kon sa hay ?
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PAKISTAN
Kion ?
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Kion k yahan har ghar main roz candle light dinner
hota hy
Thank U WAPDA..!!
Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu…?
Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu…?
Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu…?
Chali aa tu chali aa
Bijli hoon main bijli hoon
Wapda ki main titli hoon
Adha ghanta aati hoon
2,2 ghante jaati hoon
Oper pankha rukta hay
Neeche munna rota hay
Munne ki ammi kare haaey
Bijli usko tarpaaey
Munne ki ammi kaali
Bijli aankhon waali
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
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Uff!
Thak gya ap ki dewar pr charty chrty sirf ye pochny k lye
k
* twadi light hai*@
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhun To
Bikher Jao Ge,
Tumhara Naam Dil Rakhun To
Toot Jao Ge,
Lo Tumhara Naam,
LIGHT Rakh Dete Hain
Jab Chhor K Jao Ge
1 Ghantay Baad Aajaoge.’
Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay kahay
“GUD NIGHT”
Ya shaam ko kahay
“GUD MORNING”
Ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay
“HAPY BIRTHDAY”
to samajh len k wo WAPDA ky sitam ka shikar hai
Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hai
Aese logon k liye dua karen k
“ALLAH unhay sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko bohat bohat
EID
MUBARAK
Koyee umid bar nahi ati,
Hakumat Kahan hy,
Nazar nahi ati,
Chup reh kr b dekh lia hum ne
Sharam unko mgr nahi ati,
Pehle hoti thi load shedding
1 ghanta
Ab sara din light ghar nahi ati,
Cheeni thi 20 Rs. kilo jo kabhi,
Ab to 20 ki Pao b nahi ati,
A jata hai Bilawal her roz Pakistan,
Aur Bakhtawar Eid pr b nahi ati,
Bibi ko marey hoey to guzar gye 4 saal,
Mgr zardari ko mout q nhi ati..
PAKiSTAN ka Qomi Phal..
“SABR KA PHAL”
Qomi libas,
“KALA COAT”
Qomi Khel,
“MUZAKRAAT”
Qomi Fashion,
“Kudh-Kush Hamla”
Qomi Dua,
“YA ALLAH LIGHT AA JAE”
