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Kch German Biologist Apni Daily Research
K Lye Pacific Ocean Ki Taeh Me Gye
To Unho Ne Dekha Kch
…Fishes Or Chotay Aabi Janwar
Group Ki Surat Me Tairtey Hoye
Kch Awaz Nikal Rahe The,
Ye Aawaz Scntists Ne Record Krli
Or Jb Apne Center Ja K Translating Machine K Thru Suni
To Hairan Hogye K Janwar B Esa Bol Skte Hen
Wo Keh Rhey Thay
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kis nay kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do
Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
1_Sab ko pasand hai
2_Dono sweet hai
Or
3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-
Hahahaha.
Chief justice of Pakistan se apeal hy
k wo az khud notice lety hoe govt. of pakistan
se aik comeity bunwaeen.
0r ho sake to i.s.i. ya pak foj ki madad se ye maloom karen
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Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?:-P
GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA
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Ek Dafa Ka Zikar hai
Ek Badshah ne Ailaan Karaya ke me Dunya ke Sab Raaz Janta Hon
Aur sb se Ziyada Aqalmand hn
Aur Jo koi Khud ko Mujh se zyada zahin Samjhta Hai,
Mai Uska Sir Qalam Kara Donga.
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Ye Takabbur Dekh kar Wazir ki 10 Saal ki Beti ko Bohot Ghussa Aaya,
Usne kaha:
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Agar Tum Sab Kuch Jantay ho to Zara ye Batao K
Kis ne Kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 Rs Kam Kar Do
Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To…
Allah Kare Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey!
Aameen.
So Send Me Sms Fast ON PEPSI… ;->
Ek Baloch Public Toilet Gaya…
Jab Bahir Aaya Tu Tokan Walay Ne 15 Rupay Maangay..
Baloch:
(,”)
/): (>
_/ /_jao aray 15 rupay…!
LOTAY me PEPSI tha kia. . . . . .
“Khofnaak Waqiya”
Andheri Raat Me Aik Sunsaan Sarak Pe
Aik Ser Kati Lash Pari Thi
Wahan Se Aik Larka Guzar Raha Tha
Jese He Lash K Qareeb Poncha
Buhat Khofnaak Awazain Anay Lagaein
Larke Ne Himmat Kr K Lash Ko Sedha Kia
Aik Dum Uski Nazar Lash Ki Band Mutthi Pe Pari
Usne Wo Mutthi Kholi
Tu Achanak Taiz Hawaein Chalnay Lagi
Mutthi Me Aik Kagaz Tha Jispe Likha Tha
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MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay He Kaha Tha K PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO..
Heran hoon mein is sheher k logo ko dekh kar..
Jo pepsi pey 5 rupay kam honey per itney sms ker rahey hain..
Or jab cheeni, aata, chawal or doosri cheezon per paisey increase hotey hain tou koi kuch nahi bolta..
Think about it..
Shame on us..
Thori si insaniyat jag gai ho tou is sms ko 4ward karo or mehngai k khilaf ahtijaj karo.. Jis tahra pepsi k sms ker rahey ho.
Wasay kis nay kaha tha k pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kardo? 
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Faraz : papa aap k paas 35 pesy hain???
Papa : nahi hain
Faraz : mummy mummy aap ke paas 35 pesy hain ???
Mummy : mere paas to nahi hain 
Faraz : aapi aap ke paas 35 pesy hain ???
Aapi : nahi hain jao yahan se
Faraz : dadi aap ke paas 35 pesy hain ???
Dadi : 35 pesy to aaj kal nahin hoty
Faraz : lekin 35 paison ki to jazz ki call hoti hai… mai apny best friend ko call kar ke poochonga ke…..
kitna genious bunda hy jis nae kaha ho gae .
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.kis nae kaha tha pepsi pae5 rupae kum kar doo
iss add sae to kafi hitt hwi hy
hahahahaha……………. i hate that add, but after these smsz i just love it….
wo kya hai na..
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KIS NE KAHA THA PEPSI PE 5 RUPY KAM KR DO 
Sailaab,
match fixing,
jaali deegrees,
sialkot,
karachi,
multaan case
aur
corruption ek taraf,
magr ek baat ka abhi tk pta nhi chala k
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Eid ka chaand 29 ka hoga ya 30 ka?
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MORAL:
hr sms me pepsi ka zikar nhi hota :-p !!!….>
Chief justice of Pakistan se apeal hy
k wo az khud notice lety hoe govt. of pakistan
se aik comeity bunwaeen.
0r ho sake to i.s.i. ya pak foj ki madad se ye maloom karen
k
Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo?:-P
Plz Is msg ko itna forward kren k mere Nokar tak pohanch jae..
SHARFU,
Pepsi maiN se jo 5rupe bachenge
Uski “1 Gold leaf or ßaqi Tara Gold”
lety aana. 
Kch German Biologist Apni Daily ReSearch K Lye Pacific Ocean Ki Taeh Me Gye To Unho Ne Dekha Kch Fishes Or Chotay AaBi Janwar Group Ki Surat Me Tairtey Hoye Kch Awaz Nikal Rahe The,Ye Aawaz Scntists Ne Record Krli Or Jb Apne Center Ja k Translating Machine K Thru Suni To Hairan Hogye K Janwar B Esa Bol Skte Hen. Wo Keh Rhey Thay
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k kisne kha tha k pepsi 5rs kam krdo. 
Ye kesay pta chaleyga k pakistani khiladio ne match fixing kiyun ki.
Faraz
Jb abi tak ye nai pta chala k
Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do
Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi,
1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja.
us raat baap ney phr betey ko cigrate peetey hue dikha.
baap bada hairan hua k betey k pas paisey kahan sey aey.
beta bola
?Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do.?
Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe
Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni
Namm Karo’n
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Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo
Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs
Kamm Karo’n …
From
Mr. Ikram Sadiq
M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan … =( =P
Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir tumharay pas 2 options han darling
Ya to anda do
Ya ya batado
Kis nay kaha tha kay pepsi par 5 rupay kam kardo ?.
BREKING NEWS
PAKISTAN k khilaf aik aur sazish
Pakistan ki tareekh ka sub se bara raaz aawam k samne aane se pehle hi mita diya gaya .
Lahore mai firing se 4 logon ko hlak kr dia gia aur ye wo log thy jo janty thy
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Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kum kr do
