punjabi insult sms
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
(punjabi insult sms)
Punjabi sms messages
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punjabi lovestories
Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.
punjabi yaari and comedy sms
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi – bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave…
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave…
Comdy sms in punjabi
Lo g
Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer
Na zuban se
Na fone se
DIRECT
DIL SE
Nara awam da
Zardari haraam da
Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal
da..
punjabi insults shayari
Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.
Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…
Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..
Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..
Sweet punjabi shayri
U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤T
U R SO ¤¤¤ET
U R SO ¤¤EET
“U R SO Dheet”
Puttar Hr Veley
Tarifaan Nai Hondiyan.
(Sweet punjabi shayri)
Dil da dard msg
Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye
(Dil da dard msg)
Sajan sms in Punjabi
Supne De Vich Sajan Mileya,
Gal Vich Paayian Baahan
Darr De Maare Akh Na Kholan,
Kite Fer Na Vichhad Jaavan
Pyar Keeta Main Dilon Osnu,
Ehi Sab Nu Samjhaavan
Rabba Rakhin Neend Ch Mainu,
Te Chahe Sutte Main Mar Jaavan
Punjabi shayari in punjabi font
Main Te Raat Haneri Jad V Turde
Dushman Surkh Savera,
Mal Beh Janda C Raawa
Goori Neend Ch Sab Khalkat Suti
Te Main Gam Nu Howke Lai Lai Gaawan
Bhul K Sajjna Dil Na Laavi
Hundiyan Ishq Diyan Sakhat Sajawan
Ja Sohneya Tu Sada Khushian Maane
Jashan Diyan Ta Bas Tere Layi Ehi Dili Duawaa
Ek muddat se meri maa nahi soi
Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
“FARAZ”
Wo Kehti Hain
Me So Gai
Te Tu Kuriyaan Nu Fone Karenga
(.”)
/)(>
!L
Lo Dasso
Aini Beaitbari…
punjabi poems on school
Dear Sir,
Benti Hai Ke Aaj Kal School
Vich Dil Nahi Lagda,
Te Raat Nu Neind Nahi Andi,
Kyoke School Vich Kuriyan Ghat Ne Te
Saddi Class Vitch Ik Vi Nahi Hai
Jo Hai Oh Sab Eniyan
Ajeeb Ne K Dekhan Nu Ji Ni Karda
Te Madmaan V Koi Khaas Pataka Nahi
Han. Hor Ni Ta Kuchh Kamavaliyan Hi
Sohniyan Rakh Lavo.
Aap Ji Da Bahut Dhanwadi Howanga
Your Faithfully,
Anwar Masood
Fani punjabi SMS
1 Punjabi:
Apni Ma Ki Qameez Aur Bap Ki Shalwar
Pehn K Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Fashion Ha?
Punjabi:
O Je
“Full Mummy Daddy”
MAHOL
Mera dil ni padhayi vich lagda
Puttar:
Abba! Mera Parhai Vich Dil Nai Lagda.
Tu Mera Veya Kra Day.
Abba:
Puttar! Marzi Teri…..
YA ENJ RUUL ..
YA UUNJ RUUL… ;->
Funny SMS
1 Rajpoot Ko English Sikhaany K Ly 1 Angrez Ki Duty Lagi
10 Din Tak Rajpoot Or Angrez 1 Room Me Bnd Rahy
10 Din Baad Angrez Room Sy Ye Kehte Hoay Nikla
Yo Koni Seekhda Ry Bai
Yo Koni Seekhda.
Punjabi SMS
Once There Was A Admi.
He Was Cutting Saag With Daatri.
He Saw A Wadda Sara Sapp.
He Began To Cry,
Bachao,
Bachao
I Am Maring,
Then His Piyoo,
Take A Sota And Kill The Sapp,
When O Gaya Nerrey,
They Saw That Was Not A Sapp
That Was A Kala Rassa.
Moral:
Vekh K Rola Paya Karo.
Sohne sone nain naksh usde
Sohne Sohne Nain-Naksh Usde
Vekhan Waale Bada Pasand Karde
Sade Naal Kare Oh Pyar Hass Ke
Eho Jiha Rabba Koi Parband Kar De
Sanu Vi Sohna Bana Rabba
Nahi Taan Sohne Banaane Band Kar De!
(Sohne sone nain naksh usde)
Punjabi sms tera mera jor v
Tera Mera Jor V Kee..
Main Ik Kisan Da Puttar
Tu Kisi Afsar De Tee
Main Khokhay Te Cigrate Phookan
Tu P.C Vich Chaa Pee
Tera Mera Jor V Kee…
Main Ik Shirt Noo Tou Tou Pavan Terey Soot Punji Tee,
Tera Mera Jor V Kee…
Main Mer Mer B.A Kita
Tu Computer Wich M.S.C
Tera Mera Jor V Kee…
Terey Pichey Sohney Mundey Sadhay Pichey C.I.D,
Tera MERA Jor V Kee…
Teray Naaz Nakhry Nalon
Saanu Changi Mamay De Tee
(Punjabi sms tera mera jor v)
Banyan meri top di
Banen Len Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo
Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai
Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai
Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!
Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye
Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye
Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di
Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di
Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo’on Paee Boldi
Thoop Nalo Gori Lage
Rassi Utte Doldi
Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi Ais Noon Ha’ndaa Lo
Pher Paanve Bachayaan Da Jhaangia Bana Lo
(Banyan meri top di)
Punjabi shairy
Jalandhar Jini Shaan Nahi
Amritsar Jina Daan Nahi
Ferozpur Jini Dhup Nahi
Hoshiarpur Jine Rukh Nahi
Bhatinda Jina Reta Nahi
Sangrur Jina Neta Nahi
Ludhiana Jine Bhahiye Nahi
Patiala Jini Sardari Nahi
Ropar Jini Mehngayi Nahi
Kapurthale Jini Safaayi Nahi
Moge Jini Machina Nahi
Muktsar Jini Jameen Nahi
Fatehgarh Jina Itihaas Nahi
Pathankot Jine Paharh Nahi
Chandigarh Jini Torh Nahi
Te
Te
Te
Sade Varga Labhna Koi Hor Nahi
(Punjabi shairy)
Soniye Hiriye teri Yaad Aandi
Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Ye
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar Ni..
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar
Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta..
Udekta Main Tera Rasta
Kinna Tenu Chaava Ey Na Samjhi Tu..
Tere Naam Kitti Zindagii,
Jab Tu Milengi Tenu Dassange
Tere Naal Meri Har Khusi…
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar Ni..
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar
Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta..
Udekta Main Tera Rasta
Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Ye
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye…
Suna Suna Dil Da Aasiyaana Hai
Suni Zameen Ho Asmaa..
Khoya Khoya Renda Mera Paagal Dil
Aaja Laut Ke Hun Aa Bhi Jaa…
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar Ni..
Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar
Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta..
Udekta Main Tera Rasta
Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Ye
Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye
(Soniye Hiriye teri Yaad Aandi)