Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha Latest sms 2013
Aa ja keh abi zabat ka mosam nhi guzra
Aa ja keh abi barf paharo pe jami ha
Khushboo’n ke dareechon se sitaron ki haddon tak
Es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha………………………..
Sardar sms messages
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Ek sardar apni wife
Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”
“dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”
Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”
sardar in romantic style
Newly Weded Srdr Couple’s Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
ajj 4 wajjay khotyan di race aye
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! 
santa 60th birthday
Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
jin bhot aur rohain rehti hy
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
sardar amrud bech rha tha
Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
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1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?
Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese lega… =P ;->
sardar me kal mushaery me gya
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”
“Wahayat”
sardar in fire brigade
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.
sardar ko mayyat wale ghar se mar par gai
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.
Wajah?
Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.
College ki ladki se bola
Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
hum to udti chidya k bhi
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein
Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
sardar se: dahi ki english btao
Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.!
Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya
Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
(Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar gya)
Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!
(Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai)
Air hostess sir kya loge?
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
(Air hostess sir kya loge?)
Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize
Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->
(Sardar was awarded 2010 nobel prize)
Santas father brought a new sim card
Santa’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
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“New Father” 
(Santas father brought a new sim card)
what is microsoft excel
Santa In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Santa : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer 
(what is microsoft excel)