I don’t know.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar sms messages
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choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”
Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
LIMOO PANI Me..!
tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
hum to udti chidya k bhi
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai
bache ke report lene hospital gya
Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->
date with girlfriend
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
” Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah
Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
Two Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
One Sardar callz Air India and ask
One Sardar callz Air India and ask “How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up.
Sardar Building Sa Gira
Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.
Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
After finishing MBBS.
After finishing MBBS. SARDAR starts his practise! He checked his FIRST patient’s Eyes Tongue & Ears By TORCH! & Finally he said “Battery iz 0K”.
Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty ha
to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha.
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.
Sardar Ji as a Director:
Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house�
still he was in jail��.why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”
“Wahayat”