Kuchh ehsan ke saye dil ko chhu jate hai
kuchh manzar dilme utar jate hai
Bejan gulshan me bhi phul khil jate hai
jab zindagi mai aap jaise dost mil jate ha

Best wishes for your new house, may it feel like home to you, may your joys be great, and sorrows few. Congratulations!

How soon until I can come visit? Congratulations – enjoy your new home!

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!

Muskaan Tere Hotho pe Khushi mere Dil me Hoti hai,
Agar dard Tere Dil ko ho to Ankhen Meri Roti Hai.
Tu Mehsoos toh krke Dekh Dost,
” DOSTI aisi hoti hai”

Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahai ka,
Dosti raaz hai sada muskuranay ka,
Yeh koi pal 2do pal ki pehchaan nahi,
Dosti to farz hai umer bhat saath nibhanay ka

When the door of happiness closes, another opens but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one which has been opened for us.

Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.

Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec

Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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….LIFE’BOY…

Bomb blast k baad Aadmi chilla raha tha O khudaya! Mera hath urh gaya
Pathan: hosla karo mat ro,
daikho us Aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,woh Bhi to chup ha.

Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Next thing I know we’re all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne,
jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne,
wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho…

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Ashqon se nahi bujhte shole dard-e-pyarke,
Maut bhali aisay lambe intezar se,
Marte hain roz bina dedar-e-yar ke,
Tanhahi ache the us BEWAFA ke pyar se

A Man Knocks @ da Door
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni K
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga,
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga,

Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.

Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!