Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after

10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you…

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar

Na bijli na cng na safe kisi ki jaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jhootay sachey case bana ke ik doojay ko rolain

Jahan pe common fayda inke wahan ikathey ho lein

Jail training leke niklein bane seyasatdaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Khambey sath khalotey rehnde Jo wehle mustandey

Banda in ko lamyaan pa ke changa phandey

Janjjj kisi ki dhol kisi ka aewain e nachhi jaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Har ik match pe satta laga ke har bar hardey

Har ik road pe shokhay one-whieling pe karde

Agli nassal ke hath mein hai sheesha cigerrete paan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aap broiler ban gaye hum kha kha chicken machini

Sunyaarey bhi sona chad ke bechne lag gaye cheeni

Paanch rupay ke sikkay jitna paanch rupay ka naan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jese tota mena ranjha mangey apni choori

Wese her ik file ke andar note zarooori

Warna chakar lagatey ho jayen halkaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Chatting message msn ke peechey kese bhaagey

Package karwa ke saari ratain jaagey

Hatam howey in ke parrhan parhaaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Ghar araam se bethey hon ge road pe sab ko jaldi

Sabar ka phal jo meetha, nahin hai iski demand

Chahey hon in ke chaalaaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aadat parri dikhawy ki, woh jaan na is se chootey

Masnoooyi se ho gaye sarey sab rishtey tootay

Buray lage sab rishte, zeher lagen mehmaaan

Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.

Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.

humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.

Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.

Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga.

Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,

Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho

Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
.
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,

Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,

Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota, Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota, Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se, Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota, Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta, Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota, Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha, Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota, Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana, Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota, Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan, Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.