Main onoo vaikhi janda C

O Mainoo vaikhi janda C

Dil oada vi ghabranda C

dil mera vi ghabranda C

Kyun k,

Na onoo paper aanda C

Na meno paper aanda..!!

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P

(after exams funny quotes)

What Is The Height Of Honesty?

Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…

(height of honesty)

In Exams…
Students Ka Naara

Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay

(Students Ka Naara)

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

(exam over sms)

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

(Exam song by Munna bhai )

Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”

Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!

(funny exam)

Teacher :
Childrens
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa:
In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

(Question Paper)

Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen

Wo Murr Murr K Humen Dekh Rahy Thy
Aur Hum Unhen

Kyu K..

Exam Me Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha
Aur Na Humen!

(Funny Exams SMS )

Five Things Boys Do In The Exam Hall:

1. Counting The Girls.
2. Counting The Fans & Tubelights.
3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen.
4. Thinking Of Studying Seriously For The Next Exams.
5. Singing Song.

Five Things Girls Do In The Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write
5. And Just Write.
Aata Ho Ya Na Ata Ho

(Five Things Boys Girls Do In The Exam Hall)

Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain

(Exams SMS)

Message Of The Week:

Dad Caught His Son
Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song

Padh Le Beta !
Sheela Toh Exams K Baad
Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!

(TOP OF THE WEAK SMS)

Aaj Kal
Dimagh Me Ajeeb Sa Dar Rehta He
Bechani Si Rehti He
Raat Ko Neend Nai Ati
Me Nay Dil Sy Pucha
“Is It Love?”
Dil Bola,
.
Na Puttar Paper Aan Wala Ae.

(problems of students)

I was Shockd yesterday,in my room
all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song?
.
Guess!
.
.
O Zra Zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

(All My Books Were Singing)

Students While Studying For Exams
Books n Notes Open
Highlighting Sentences
Pen In Mouth
Blank Page
Eating Drinking
Turning Pages
Readin ‘Headings’
Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P

(PRAY FOR ME SMS)

Exams are like Girl friends
Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!

(Exams are like Girl friend)

”\(‘,’)/”
)(
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(‘,’)
_/)(\_
_/”/_

“\(‘,’)/”
)(
_\”\_

At last Exams Are Over!

(Exams Are Over )

Hum jite EK bar he

Marte EK bar hai

Pyar EK bar hota hai

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

(Exams SMS)

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

(hindi sms exam)

Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
Dost Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”

Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!

(hindi shairy)