Main Ne Yeh Soch Ker Tasbhi He Tor Di Faraz…..!

Kia Gin Gin Ker Mango Us Se Jo Behisab Deta Hai

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.geoooooooooooooo Punjabi

Ye Keh Kar India Ne Pakistan Ka Paani Khol Diya Faraz…

K Hum Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani Nahi Peetay.

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
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Both r turning d book’s pages without reading.

Faraz Ne Mujh Se Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon.

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Maine Kaha..

Bhaar Main Ja Kaminay.

Main So Raha Hon.

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
“Hi,wat ru doin?”
His honest reply,”MISSING U”

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
“Faraz”

Us ne muskra k kaha ” humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

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_/\_oh teri !

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,

Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain…….!!

Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy FARAZ…

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle

Hum Bhi Bikne Gaye Thy Bazar-e-Mohabat mein “FARAZ”

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Kya Pata Tha 8 Bajy Saary Bazar Band ho Jaty Hain.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,”r u going 2 dance?”

She felt so happy & said-”yes”

& d guy said-”dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?”

FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai

Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai

Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

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Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai ;->

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal
Main Akela Choor Diya …

Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz

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. Jaab Piyar Kia Tu Darna Kia

Lo G
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grmi ka torr
“FRAZ” bhai ka taza shair

“Hoty hen dunya me hr jga haadsy

Hotay hen dunya me hr jga hadsy

THANDY MITHY FAALSY
THANDY MITHY FAALSY”

Faraz apne betey ko LARAYI SE ROKTE HUAYE ARZ KARTE HAI…

GUZARO ZINDAGI AMAN SE NA KARO JANG.

betay ne kaha:

DOESNT MATTERs DAD ITS FUN TO BE “YOUNG”;-)