Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.

Boss : apna naam likho

Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%

Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?

Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

Garmi sardi ka ehsaas badan per rehne do,
Apne mann ko tann ki sab takleefain sehne do,
Apne kaanon ko sab shor sharaba sun’ne do,
Apni zubaan ko saari sachi batain kehne do,

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”

“dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”

Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”

Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

oops its INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Happy Independence Day to you

CARRIED WITH CARE.

COATED WITH EMOTIONS.

DIPPED IN LOVE.

FLY IN GLORY.

MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY.

P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI
.
.
WISH YOU

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Aajad ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki
tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge.
* Happy Independence Day TO All Indian Nation*

This Nation
Will Remain The Land
Of The Free Only So
Long As It Is The
Home Of The Braves & Soldiers.. . . .
Happy Independence Day

P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY OF PAKISTAN

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i
i

HapPy independence month.:-)Dil
se main ne daikha Pakistan 

31 states.
7 union territories.
1618 languages.
6400 castes.
6 religion.
6 ethnic groups.
29 major festivals.
1 country!Be proud to b an Indian!

Wish u Happy independence day to all indian nation

This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
and to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Eaxh and everyday here is a salute
To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

NiKlay thay hum to ghar se azizoon k dais ko,

.

Manzil k pass aa k safeena ujarh gaya …

Dedicated To victim’s of Islamabad Air Crash (Bhooja Airline)