Doctor: motape ka sirf aik he illaj ha k tum sirf aik he roti khaya karo
Patient: doctor sahib ye aik riti khane se phle khani ha ya bad men

Judge: tumhara juram sabit hota ha tumheb kal phansi pe latkaya jaega
Pathan: wo sub to theak ha per utara kab jaega
Hum ne sham ko raksha b chalana hota ha

Cricket Stadium Men Aik Larki Ne Face Per Flag Banaya hua tha
1 Sindhi Pas Se Aya or Kiss Ker K bola
Sadkay Jawan wajaan miunujo mitho Pakistan

Allama Iqbal ne prinday se Pucha k
Tumeh Asman se girney ka nahen ha dar?
Parinday ne Kaha k Iqbal Yar Tere Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar

Pathan Road per Ghora(House) Chala Raha Tha

Signal Tora To Trafic Wale ne Citee Bajae

Pathan Ghora Bhagatay Hue Ghoray ke Dum Oper Kar K Bola

Le Kar Lay No Note…”:-)

1 Larka Pee k Aaya, Dad se bachne k liye aik bari se book lay kar parhne laga !

Dad: Pee k aya ha

Son: Nae to

Dad: Kaminey Phir Suitcase Kho k kia bak bak kar raha ha

SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr yhi hy

Aj se tum mjhe MAA or sasur ko ABU kahogi.

Sham ko uska husband ghr aya to boli

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Maa

BHAIYA aa gay.:-O

1 family ne

film “Sholay” dekhi.

Ghar aa k Shohar

mazaq me Biwi

se bola:

“NAACH BASANTI”

Uska Bacha zor

se bola:

“BASANTI ..!

IS KUTTAY K SAMNE

MAT NACHNA..!!

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, “Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!”
“Dinna worry, Minister,” smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. “There’s no risk of you starting now!”

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’.
The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use both hands, you’ll get more in.’

3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven and Peters at the gate and he says before you come in i’m afraid you will have to answer a question so he says to the first nun don’t worry the questions are very easy so he asks what was the name of the first woman and she says Eve and he says yep your in then he says to the second nun where did eve live and she says Garden of eden and he said yep your in then he says to the third nun which was the mother superior i’m affraid the question is going to have to be a bit harder for you so he asks what did Eve say when she first saw Adam and the nun says ooh thats a hard one and peter says yep your in

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

because it thought they were playing a game!

hahahahahahah

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Open with love!

Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai

wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar k teen akshar,

3 golden words

msg kar nalayak

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody
home.” I went over. Nobody was home

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.

Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec

Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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….LIFE’BOY…