Brilliant Answers by stdnt but the teacher gave him ’0′ marks only

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

A- His last battle

Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?

A- At the bottom of the page

Q- What’s the main reason for Divorce?

A- Marriage

Q- River Indus flows in which state?

A- Liquid state

Q- When was Quaid-e-Azam born?

A- On his birthday

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?

A- By making mango shake..

Srdar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son:

Kadi techer kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu ap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita….?

Top ans of teachrz if thay dont have ans of any ques!

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¤ don’t ask irrelevant question

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¤ I can answer u but it is above ur level so better leave it

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¤ I told dat in last lecture where were u at dat time

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¤ oo I waz waiting 4 dis question… gud u asked…. look 4 it in da book first otherwise I ll tell u tomorrow

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¤Dis z ur asignmnt,search 4it.

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¤u’l study ds in next clas,dnt indulge urslf in cnfusion!

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¤nice ques! Raise d hand who knows d ans?:-D

A Million Beautiful Days
Would Not Be Too Many And
A Million Knowledge
Would Be To Few To Express About Your Teachings
I Thanks God For Giving Me Such A Teacher Like U
Wishing U A Happy Teacher Day?

(students teacher shayari)

There Aren’t Enough Words In The Dictionary
To Tell You How Much I Respect You,
There Aren’t Enough Ways In The World
To Show How Much
I Care About You And
Not Enough Wonderful Moments
To Share With You While Studying

(hindi shayari on teacher)

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

(Nautty bacha)

Height Of Adab:

K Agey Se Jawab Detay Hai…

Teacher To Student:
Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I”

Student:
I Is. . . .

Teacher:
No, Always Say, “I Am”

Student:
All Right,
“I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabets.

Moral:
Hmesha Efficiency Nahi Jharni Chahye,
Kabi Kabi Students Ki B Sun Leni Chahye;)

(Teacher-student funny sms)

Techr:
Bcho Past Prsnt Or Future Tenses Ki Koi Misal Dain.
Jesy K,
Main Khubsurt Thi,
Khubsurt Hu.
Khubsurt Rhon Gi.

Bacha:
Apko Wehm Tha.
Wehm H Or Wehm Rhy Ga.

(Funny jokes about teachers )

1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha

Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai

Student:
Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

(Exam jokes)

Teacher:
“Al-Beruni” K Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Student Bahut Soch Kar Bola:
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Al-Andruni

(Teacher Student funy sms)

Height Of Attitude

Teacher:
Why R U Talking During My Lesson?

Student:
Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!

Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

(Heights of attitude jokes)

A Teacher Asked A Student To Write 55.

Student Asked:
How?

Teacher:
Write 5 And Beside It Another 5!

The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped.

Teacher:
What Are You Waiting For?

Student:
I Don’t Know Which Side To Write The Other 5!

(Teacher student jokes)

Teacher:
Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman

What Do We Learn From This?

Student:
We Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies
And Find A Woman

(teachers sms 140 words hindi)

Pathan Asked Teacher:
If Black Is A Color & White Is Also A Color
Den Y Black & White T.V Is Not A Color T.V?

Teacher Shocked
Pathan Rocked…

(Shocked sms in hindi)

Teacher:
Main Tumhari Jan Nikal Dungi,
Iski English Batao…

Student:
English Ki Maa Ki Aankh
Tu Pehle Hath To Laga K Dikha

(Teacher student shayari in hindi)

Teacher;
Homewrk Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi

Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;
Masjid Me Rkhi Thi.

Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi.

(Student and teacher hindi sms)