Biwiyan aati hain

HEER ki tarah.

Meethi hoti hain,

KHEER ki tarah.

Namkeen hoti hn,

PANEER ki tarah,

Or Phr Chnd maah bad …

Chubhti hain

TEER ki tarah.

Kar deti hain

FAKEER ki tarah.

Nzr rakhti hn,

SHABBIR ki tarah,

hahahahaha

Husband gifted his wife a diamond Necklace & she didn’t talk to him for a month!!!

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That was the DEAL infact…. :

Ek lady apny Bed room ma gae os ny dykhaa k bed ma 4 paoun nazar a ryhy thyy os ny dandaa ly kr mraanaa shuroo kr deya

phir kechn ma gaee or paanii peny lage to odar os k hasbnd tha

b v ko dykh ky bola k tmharyy mama or papa ay hyn ma ny apny room ma lyta deya hy tm on syy mell lo too

wo odaar he byhosh ho gaee

moral

hor kroo Mraadaan ty shaaq

ha ha ha ha

When a wife says

WHAT….???????

Its not because she didn’t hear you…

She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said… :p

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam “My Love”

se save tha

Shaadi k baad

“My sweet wife”

1 saal baad

“Mrs”

2 saal baad

“Home”

4 saal baad

“Chairman”

6 saal baad

“Maasi museeb’ty”

8 saal baad

“Hitler”

10 saal baad

“Malk-ul-moat”

15 saal baad

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“WR0NG NUMBER”

Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi,

pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?

darling main kaisa lag raha hon??

tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??

Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?

Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?

Husband:-/ fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya.:D

Wife:Janoo Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho K Me Khush B Ho Jaon

Or Jal B Jaon,

Husbnd: Jaan Tum Meri Zindgi Ho

Wife: Or Or Kya?

Husbnd:Or

Lannat Hai Aesi Zindgi Pr.

wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri hai

ap 1 bar ja k pata to karo

husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha  shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray hain

Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?

Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?

Husband:-/ fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya.:D

Aik husband kafi dair se or kafi ghor se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,

Wife ne tung aa kar pocha

Aakhir kia dekh rahay ho?

Husband bola:

“EXPIRY DATE”

Wife: Aji, Agar me

Gum ho gai to

Tum kya

karoge?

Husband:

Its the Time to

DI$ÇØ,<(‘.’) /”/>_/”Kon Dhonde

Ga Tujhko,,,

Kabhi na mile tu

Mujhko…

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)

Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)

Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!
Why?
Very simple…..
A woman does not have a wife !!!!

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so ja

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon