Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:

Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey

Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.

Srdar: Pani Dalo.

Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.

Srdar:

Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

1st Pathan:

O yara Bike q tez krdi.

2nd Pathan:

Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.

1st Pathan:

Good!

or tez,or tez!

Pathan apni unparh BV say:

Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner

“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

3 sardar after exam

1st yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon

2nd main b

3rd shit yaar teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki haa

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:

6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai.

Pathan:

Maa hum bara ho k airforce

Me jay ga

Maa:

Beta mujhe kese pata chalega

k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy

Pathan:

Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe

BOMB Phenk daiGa.

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

1 Pathaan fish le k aya. Bili use kha gai. Us ko gusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya or bola

“Isko bhee p ja. tum ko phulberi niklay”

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

Pathan ne Oxford universty mein top kia.

Media:

” agay kya karna chahtay ho?

Pathan:

“Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab ha k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!

Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.