Sardar:

yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Stor wala hi samjhta hai.

2 Sardar oh likhda ay:

“Main Lutt Liya a tu v Lut ley”..!

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pohnchtay hi socha k BV ko sms kr dun.Us ne sms likh kr Galat number pr snd kr dia Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehlay inteqal hua tha.Sms Parhtay hi Orat Behosh ho Gai!Likha tha,Begum Me Kheriat se Pohanch Gya hun Idhar Network b Mojud hai Jaga Choti,Pr Shandar Hai Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai,Dhool Matti B Nhi Hy

Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saf Hain!2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.

1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:

jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?

Zakhmi LARKI

(Ghussay Se) :

Gee Nahi

Wo Reengta

howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!

Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Tmhri Yad to MJe is trha ati Hy

Faraz

Jese tm ne mery paisy dyny hon(‘ ‘)

<)(>// hisab to clear hy na tera mera..:-D

Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.
Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter.
A Summer Too, But There Will Never Be Another You!
Wishing A Very HAPPY N BLESSED New Year To You!!

(Happy New Year 2012 Msgs)

Uper Wale Ne Ek Dost Mere Liye Banaya Hai
Jise Tere Roop Mai Maine Paya Hai
Tu Mere Dil Mai Aise Sama Gaya Hai
Jaise Purani Haweli Mein Bhoot Ghus Aaya Hai

(decent shayari on new year in hindi)

2012 is coming

Wish u a Very HAPPY New Year
Valentine’s day
Basant day
23 March
14 August
Eid ul Fitar
Eid ul Azha
Friendship day
Mother
Father
Dada
Dadi
Nana
Nani
Children’s day
Happy BirthDay
365 GudMorning
After Noons & Nights
roz-roz ka drama nahi hota mjhse
Ab pura saal mat kehna k msg nai kiya

(Wish u a Very HAPPY New Year)

new year 2012 hindi sms

Tamam sbuto or gwaho ko
maddenzar rakhte hua

AP ko dafaa 01/01/2012 k tehat

4 din

pahle”Happy NEW YEAR”khte hue zindagi bhar khush rehne ki dua di jati hai.

(Happy new year sms)

Tamam sbuto or gwaho ko
maddenzar rakhte hua

AP ko dafaa 01/01/2012 k tehat

4 din

pahle”Happy NEW YEAR”khte hue zindagi bhar khush rehne ki dua di jati hai.

(Happy new year sms)

Light hai to Geo lgao
15 Larkio ne Khdkushi krne ki koshIsh ki hai.
Unka kehna hai
k is bar new year
:
:
:
:
~*.Alyas “*~
K sath Manana Hai
(.”) uff ye Lrkia
_/))> B Na Ami se
_/\_pitwaengi
(best sms of the new year 2012)

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NEW YEAR MUBARAK*

(happy new year 2012 shayari)

Aik Baar To Milne Chale Aao December jane Wala Hai,
Kesa Guzra Hai Ye Saal Batao,
December jane Wala Hai,
Khush Ho Jao K Milne Ka Saal
Aa Raha Hai Phir,
Yun Na Aansu Bahao,
December jane Wala Hai,
Shayad Ab K Baras Bhi Wo Loot Kar Na Aaye,
Tanhaiyo Abi Chor K Na Jao, December jane Wala Hai,
Ye Kya K Raat Din Uski Yaad Me Dube Rehna,
Na Gham Ki Barish Me Nahao,
December jane Wala Hai,
Ay Mere Dukhon K Saathiyon
Khush Ho Jao,
Apne Apne Gharon Ko Sajao, December jane Wala Hai,
Kya Pata Phir December Aye Na Aye,
Meri Maano Ab Tum Loat Aao,
December jane wala Hai,
HaN DecembeR janE WalA HaI”.
(new year shayri)

Today, you will learn how to say Happy New Year in Spanish and how to speak Cuban Spanish. This how to say Happy New Year in Spanish: “Prospero Ano Nuevo”
But keep in mind that can say either “Prospero Ano Nuevo” or “Feliz Ano Nuevo.” Or as they say in Colombia, “Feliz Año.

(happy new year in spanish sms)