Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit

(happy new year hindi sms)

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

(funny full forms jokes)

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

(hindi new year sms)

Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski,
Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabat Uski,
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye,
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.

(funny shayari for girlfriend)

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

(jokes in urdu language)

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

.Happy New Year! May you and yours be blessed with an abundance of love and joy for the next 365 days – and beyond!

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

(Cold sms)

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

(friendship insult sms)

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain Pathan: 3 Molvi: shabash kon kon se? Pathan: Shampo! Sabun! Or Tolya!…

(Funny sms)

kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho rahey ho MAJID jo chaley jatee hein wapis nahe ayha kartey. yeh to pardesi hein inney to jana hay. Ahsey logoon par zindigi lutaha nahen kartey

(starts with o pronounced as v sms)

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family
Happy Sparkling New Year 2012

(Happy Sparkling New Year)

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say
nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath
“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.
Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,
barkaton,
khushyon,
kamiyabion,
khair-o-afiat,
hifazat,
aman,
sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat
ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon
jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye
aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.
Ameen, Summa ameen.

(Happy New year with best wishes)

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

(Oh my Dear)

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear

(memorable moment in hindi)

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2012 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME

(new year in hind isms)

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

(new year hindi sms)