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It is a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you,
But it really feels much more better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
( HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?
STUDENT- Who starts ?
Teacher – Students, We should treat poor peoples with sympathy and love.
Golu stand up and said – Oh, Now, I understand why my father hug our maid everyday.
A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?
A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:
“It is the wonderful smell that
a flower gives when it is being crushed.”
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.
Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.
Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.
The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
Makes you.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!
You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.
School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.
Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.
(‘,’) hahaha
maverick
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
