Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:-)

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

pathan aik baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor se dekh raha tha.
dosra pathan: kia dekh rahay ho???
pehla patha: dekh raha hon ye leek kahan se kar raha hay!!

pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla.
tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!!

aik pathan khudkushi karna chahta tha.
lognon ne pocha to bola: meri BV meray dost k sath bhag gae hay aur mein …
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apnay dost k beghari nai reh sakta…!!!

teacher: radio aur akhbar mein kia faraq hay???
(pathan) student: radio mein roti nahi lapet sakty…!!!

sardar g ne shadi k leay chhoty qad wali larki pasand ki.
q k…
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gur g kendy ne, museebat jinny choti hovay itni changi honday eay!!!

sardar: aj mein ne pani ko dhoka day diya.
dost: wo kaisy???
sardar: mein ne nahany k leay pani garam kia, par mein ne thandy pani se naha liya!!!

sardarni (sharma k): tusi 1000 vichu ek ho g
sardar ne kass k ek thappar sardarni ko mara aur…
sardar bola: beghairat baqi 999 kon hain???

2 sardar apny mobile k kharchy se tang aey hoay thay, unhon ne socha k mobile ki jaga ab ham kabotar use kia karein gay, jaisy purany zamany mein hota tha.
aik aik sardar k pas us k dost ka kabotar aya to us k paon mein kuch nai tha.
sardar ne apny dost ko pegham bheja k “khali kabotar q bheja???
pehla sardar: “wo mis bell thi…”

aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k…
achana moulvi ne patha ko thappar day mara.
log bahut hairan hoay.
logon ne pathan se pocha k…
kia majra hua tha???
pathan ne kaha: kuch b nahi, mein ne to sirf itna pocha tha k…
14 august ki nimaz kitny bajy ho gi???

SARDAR: DOCTOR JI AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.

DOC: HAAN AATE HAI KAHAN LAGANE HAI

SARDAR: YE LO CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO

pathan ne shoq shoq mein roza rakh lia
bety se pocha;
dekh soraj dooba?
beta; nai
dobara pocha
dooba kia??
beta; nia g
pathan; lagta hay mujy le k dooby ga.

Pathan: molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
Molvi: Nahin hoti.
Pathan: Hojati hai yara,
Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,
Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai