ShUKRiYA Hai Aqlmand Or Sweet Wala
ShUKRiYA
Hai
Aqlmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejne
Msg
Ye
Or
Hon
Jahil
Or
Bewakuf
Wala
Prhne
Msg
Ulta
Mai
K
Hon
Krta
Iqrar
”Mai”
Ab Plz Neeche Se Upr Parhen.
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ShUKRiYA
Hai
Aqlmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejne
Msg
Ye
Or
Hon
Jahil
Or
Bewakuf
Wala
Prhne
Msg
Ulta
Mai
K
Hon
Krta
Iqrar
”Mai”
Ab Plz Neeche Se Upr Parhen.
“Tera Behtareen Hum Nasheen Wo Hy Jo Tera Aib Jan kr B Tery Sath Rahy,
Or
Wo Tery
PARWARDIGAR
k Elawa koi Ho He Nhi Sakta.”
Suba Bakhair, Good morning
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.
Wife :Replies,
It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’
Kya Msg Msg krti hai,
kyun Msg pe tu marti hai.
Ik bat muje batla de tu,
ApNa Package q nahi karti hai,
kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi
mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri
msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,
mobile tere is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,
jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai teri
Paise bacha ke msg ke kya lagaye gi tu rehrhi
Main barish kar doon msg ki
eid ho jaye teri
Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?
2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?
4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?
Wah Faraz Wah.!
Ankhon Me Nami Thi
Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi
Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki
Wo girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi<(‘.’) /”/> O Shitt
_/”\ Yar.
“sargodha” dunya ka wo wahid shehar hy…
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..
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Jahan
.
main rehta hun.
Taliyaan,.:.Hahaha
Waiter : Your bill Sir
Boy : Take my Card
Waiter : But Sir,this is Student
Card
Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai
“ALL CARDS
ACCEPTED…:D
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…
Sardar:
yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Stor wala hi samjhta hai.
2 Sardar oh likhda ay:
“Main Lutt Liya a tu v Lut ley”..!
1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pohnchtay hi socha k BV ko sms kr dun.Us ne sms likh kr Galat number pr snd kr dia Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehlay inteqal hua tha.Sms Parhtay hi Orat Behosh ho Gai!Likha tha,Begum Me Kheriat se Pohanch Gya hun Idhar Network b Mojud hai Jaga Choti,Pr Shandar Hai Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai,Dhool Matti B Nhi Hy
Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saf Hain!2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.
1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.
Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.
Chor bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:
jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?
Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se) :
Gee Nahi
Wo Reengta
howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’
Or,
Nihayat Adab Se
Pyaar Se
Or,
Sharma kr
Bola
Baji !!! THAAA !!!
Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
Tmhri Yad to MJe is trha ati Hy
Faraz
Jese tm ne mery paisy dyny hon(‘ ‘)
<)(>// hisab to clear hy na tera mera..:-D
Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.
Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter.
A Summer Too, But There Will Never Be Another You!
Wishing A Very HAPPY N BLESSED New Year To You!!
(Happy New Year 2012 Msgs)