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1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.
(shadi sms funny)
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
(very funny jokes in hindi)
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun
(police jokes hindi)
Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we dont need to carry,
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
(happy new year 2012 sms)
Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy?
Shohar:
Tm Mjhy dekh kr Shukr ada krti ho
Or
M Tmhay Dek kr toba krta hun;-).
(jannati jokes)
Wishing You Happy New Year,
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year
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(Happy New year shayri)
aaj bhool jao duniya k saare gam,
chalo jama ek sang tum aur hum,
aao baante chaaro taraf khushiyan aur pyar,
chalo Dil khol k bole…
Happy New Year
(new year wishes in english)
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit
(happy new year hindi sms)
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
(funny full forms jokes)
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
(hindi new year sms)
Jati Nahi Ankho Se Ab Surat Uski,
Jati Nahi Dil Se Mohabat Uski,
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye,
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski.
(funny shayari for girlfriend)
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
(jokes in urdu language)
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
.Happy New Year! May you and yours be blessed with an abundance of love and joy for the next 365 days – and beyond!
Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
(Cold sms)
Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain Pathan: 3 Molvi: shabash kon kon se? Pathan: Shampo! Sabun! Or Tolya!…
(Funny sms)
Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family
Happy Sparkling New Year 2012
(Happy Sparkling New Year)
