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Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam “My Love”
se save tha
Shaadi k baad
“My sweet wife”
1 saal baad
“Mrs”
2 saal baad
“Home”
4 saal baad
“Chairman”
6 saal baad
“Maasi museeb’ty”
8 saal baad
“Hitler”
10 saal baad
“Malk-ul-moat”
15 saal baad
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“WR0NG NUMBER”
Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi,
pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?
darling main kaisa lag raha hon??
tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??
Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?
Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Husband:-/ fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya.:D
Wife:Janoo Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho K Me Khush B Ho Jaon
Or Jal B Jaon,
Husbnd: Jaan Tum Meri Zindgi Ho
Wife: Or Or Kya?
Husbnd:Or
Lannat Hai Aesi Zindgi Pr.
wife: samne waly ghar me mian bewi k bech kuch figth chal ri hai
ap 1 bar ja k pata to karo
husband: main 1 ,2 bar gaya tha shyd ye usi waja sy lar ray hain
Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?
Wife:5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Husband:-/ fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya.:D
Aik husband kafi dair se or kafi ghor se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha,
Wife ne tung aa kar pocha
Aakhir kia dekh rahay ho?
Husband bola:
“EXPIRY DATE”
Wife: Aji, Agar me
Gum ho gai to
Tum kya
karoge?
Husband:
Its the Time to
DI$ÇØ,<(‘.’) /”/>_/”Kon Dhonde
Ga Tujhko,,,
Kabhi na mile tu
Mujhko… 
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)
Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)
Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)
Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!
Why?
Very simple…..
A woman does not have a wife !!!!
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so ja
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon
Wife:Apko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi. Husband:Mujhe to tumhari ye mazaq karne ki adat achi lagti hai.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Biwi Ghusse Main
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai.
Husband Payar Se
To Phir Itni Dayer Se Kha kyun Rahi Ho
