Agar mobile ki battery low ho or ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen.

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay…

Wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dastar khan. “Zubaida Apa” ky peheli waly tootky……

Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho
To Usko “Burqa’a” Or “Naqab” Pehna Lo
Is Tarha Shabbir B Nai Dekhe Ga
Or Munni Bad-Nam B Nai Hogi
Zubaida Apa K Jawani K Totkey

Agar aap tarap tarap k marna chahte hain to aaap….
Shadi karlen …. : )
“Zubaida apaa k Azmooda totky”

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch, Dhaniya Powder, Pise Haldi, Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1 , 1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein…

Masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae ek Juta 1 konay mein or dusra Juta dusrey konay mein rakhnay se CHAPPAL chori nai hogi.

“ZUBAIDA APA ke jumay wale totke

‘Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )’

‘Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.’

‘Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain.

Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke’

‘Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke…’

‘Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To

To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya.?’

‘Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou
2 Eggs
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Ker
Chehre Pe 5 Mins
Masage Kr K Dho Len
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi,

Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totke =’

‘*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati dal den tu koi b aenda ap sy chae ki farmaish nhi kryga. .*

(zubeda aapa k janleva totky)’

‘Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu
Uska Number Facebook Par
Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.’

‘Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs
Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.’

‘Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly
parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)’

‘Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!’

‘Refrnce:
Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …”APPEAL”…

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,
(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,
Hussain Tariq).’

‘”Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant.”

Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension ’